sell bootlegg DVD's of movies that aren't out yet, or are still in theatres.
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FIND SOME OF THE SHABBIEST CLOTHING YOU OWN.
TEAR SOME OF IT, find a trash bin, dump it out and roll in it.
rubb dirt on your face.
then put on a hooded sweatshirt, and a down jacket over that.
take off your shoes, and walk barefoot for a bit.
go downtown, with a starbucks cup.
find a piece of cardboard and write on it with a black marker
"I aint gunna lie, im just lazy"
or
"help me out, im down on my luck, poor, broke, and hungry."
and panhandle.
here's an example, and panhandlers in big cities like san francisco which is approx 20 miles from me make approximately $300 on a good day.
just beg in the rich areas, and watch out for the police

here's a tip, never let your cup fill more than 1/3up.
immediately put all paper money in your pocket.
and keep your head on a swivel for rival panhandlers/police.
ive done this before and made $34.50 in 1 hour. just dont beg in places near where you live, or someone will recognise you, and there'd be trouble.
but seriously, you could just hitchhike to AU.
find someone with a private jet. or you could even steal a jet and fly it to austrailia.