Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes:

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Re: Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes:

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jjhammerstein wrote:What do you think about repeatedly inserting an object slightly thicker than normal until it's not so tight?
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Re: Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes
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Re: Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes:

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marshallh wrote:
jjhammerstein wrote:What do you think about repeatedly inserting an object slightly thicker than normal until it's not so tight?
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This is the sick punchline I was really getting at. I feel like a terrible person. :lol:


I think the contacts are just gripping too tight.
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Re: Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes:

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Its supposed to be that tight, enjoy your random crashes every time you bump the game.

Also bending a spring repeatedly within its elastic range isnt ever going to loosen it. You have to bend it past its yield point so it undergoes plastic deformation (ref: wikipedia).

So start stacking up layers of printer paper on a cartridge like that other guy said.
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Re: Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes:

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If I'm getting this right, the cartridge slot is too small, and that's why you're having trouble.

If so, just use some well-aimed heat in order to make the plastic a little more pliable, then insert a cartridge. I say well-aimed because you'd run the risk of messing with your electronics.
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Re: Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes:

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Yeah, try microwaving it.
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timmeh87 wrote:Yeah, try microwaving it.
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Re: Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes:

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timmeh87 wrote:Yeah, try microwaving it.
No, that's a horrible idea. Everything sucks when it's put in the microwave. A toaster oven is a much better alternative, and I prefer it.
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