So long, folks... (yeah, I know... I suck)

[Mario]

...
Wow... I'm so sorry. Your emotions must be ripping you apart. I'm so sorry.

Unless this is some horrible April Fool's prank...

Aha! I knew it! Check out my post on the first page! I figured this had to be some kind of sick joke.

[Skyone]

Man you guys are taking this stuff far too seriously.

[jjhammerstein]

I knew it was right off the bat, but didn't want to say anything. You probably would have deleted it if I had.

[eurddrue]

I doubt that JJ

OMGWTFBBQPWNT I got my ass rocked

[grossaffe]

Didn't catch me with this one, but its certainly the most believable one I read this April Fool's season.

[collinE]

I just read it now, after the fact. I probably wouldn't have believed it, but wouldn't have said anything for fear that it was real and then I'd be branded insensitive.

Well done with the story detail and depressed rambling.

[SpongeBuell]

Well done with the story detail and depressed rambling.

Well, I'm already a great rambler as it is, just had to make myself depressed in the process

[neverused]

you suck... what a douche

no offense

[Twilight Wolf]

You know, I was fairly sure that this was just a prank, but I decided to refrain from commenting on it until I knew for sure.

That said, that wasn't very nice.

[Kurt_]

And button pushing comes in from behind for a glorious comeback!

[eurddrue]

And button pushing comes in from behind for a glorious comeback!

It....Could....Go....Alll....The.....WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!


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