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You shouldn't have done that without checking the rating of the device. 60 watts could be too much! You could cause a fire! Why not use an LED light? They're way more efficient.

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Be careful when changing flurescent light bulbs, if they break you get a mercury hazard :P
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VERY old, but funny.








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I hvae a course in tubes & bulbs at school, and my professor is an industry expert.

anyways, he says the proper term is "lamp".

its also in my textbook.
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Haha, that was great!
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Post by THON »

Kurt_ wrote:Changing lightbulbs can be dangerous. I don't recommend it unless you know what you're doing, and take the appropriate safety measures.

Khagg: Do you mean "That's actually funny, because that's really what forums are like"?

Shouldn't this be moved to the lighting forum, anyways?
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Post by Ben Cebhrem »

Nobody stated what type of connection the bulb uses, or what the rated wattage/voltage/amperage is. Also, it was not noted what type of lamp technology (incandescent, fluorescent, halogen, LED) was used in the original lamp assembly.

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timmeh87 wrote:I hvae a course in tubes & bulbs at school, and my professor is an industry expert.

anyways, he says the proper term is "lamp".

its also in my textbook.
This is the only thread where it's funny to correct grammar, so I must.

I have a course in tubes & bulbs at school, and my professor is an industry expert.

Anyways, he says the proper term is "lamp".

It's also in my textbook.
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Post by THON »

benol wrote:
timmeh87 wrote:I hvae a course in tubes & bulbs at school, and my professor is an industry expert.

anyways, he says the proper term is "lamp".

its also in my textbook.
This is the only thread where it's funny to correct grammar, so I must.

Anyway, he says the proper term is "lamp".
Correcting grammar is never fun, nor is it funny. Never. Except in my case.
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Post by benol »

THON wrote:
benol wrote:
timmeh87 wrote:I hvae a course in tubes & bulbs at school, and my professor is an industry expert.

anyways, he says the proper term is "lamp".

its also in my textbook.
This is the only thread where it's funny to correct grammar, so I must.

Anyway, he says the proper term is "lamp".
Correcting grammar is never fun, nor is it funny. Never. Except in my case.
Actually, it's one of the few joys in life. You should try it.
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benol wrote:
timmeh87 wrote:I hvae a course in tubes & bulbs at school, and my professor is an industry expert.

anyways, he says the proper term is "lamp".

its also in my textbook.
This is the only thread where it's funny to correct grammar, so I must.

I have a course in tubes & bulbs at school, and my professor is an industry expert.

Anyways, he says the proper term is "lamp".

It's also in my textbook.
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Post by Felino »

Also, none of those were grammer.
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Post by wallydawg »

another lightbulb joke

how many kids with adhd does it take to change a... Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
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Post by benol »

Felino wrote:Also, none of those were grammer.
2 things. Grammar has an A in it, and capitalization is grammar, along with punctuation. Albeit, I made one spelling correction, but the rest were grammar.

Does using "albeit" make me sound more intelligent? Or British?
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benol wrote:Does using "albeit" make me sound more intelligent? Or British?
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