Here's the story:
I install and run this game called 9Dragons by Acclaim. The whole process takes about five hours.
I try to make a character, and *boom* my computer crashes in a magnificent BSoD. I boot it back up, and it tells me an error has occured. Yeah, no s***. Anyway, it tells me I need Windows XP service pack 2, whatever that is. But get this: in the "wave of the future" and "automatic updates," I guess they decided to leave out the "Download" button! So now I'm going through this god-awful mess of a maze of a website to try and find the updates I need to make sure my computer doesn't melt down whenever I try and play a freaking MMORPG!
