Samus is FAT!

Electric Rain · Post by **Electric Rain** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:58 pm

Guess I'm a pervert too. I also enjoy Hentai. Your move. *shrug*

Also to the above Samus picture...

Yay for fanart.

Edit: *is still looking at picture* Wow... you know what? Obvious HOTNESS aside, that picture is actually really nicely detailed... it looks straight-up CGed... is it actually real? I wouldn't imagine Nintendo would... produce an image like that... but it doesn't look like fanart.

atari2600a · Post by **atari2600a** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:10 am

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Felino · Post by **Felino** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:08 am

You got caught!

Electric Rain · Post by **Electric Rain** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:16 am

*sings* You got in trouuuble, you got in trouuuble.

atari2600a · Post by **atari2600a** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:35 am

Come on, it was only hentai, in one frame of a 5-6 frame GIF!

EnterTheHatrix · Post by **EnterTheHatrix** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:59 am

I'd imagine that weight is Samus in her suit. It is a big metal thing afterall.. It's conceevable that it weighs approximately half of the combined weight, roughly 98lbs...

Electric Rain · Post by **Electric Rain** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:44 pm

EnterTheHatrix wrote:I'd imagine that weight is Samus in her suit. It is a big metal thing afterall.. It's conceevable that it weighs approximately half of the combined weight, roughly 98lbs...

That's what I was gonna say. Sounds about right too... ~100lbs power suit. Wow.

Edit: Whoo! 800th post! YEAH!

timmeh87 · Post by **timmeh87** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:22 pm

BMI isnt actually a very accurate indicator of how fat someone is. it dosent take into account that muscle ways a lot more than fat.

Im sure samus is very muscely.

Electric Rain · Post by **Electric Rain** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:44 pm

True... but also: Powersuit.

I think that has a lot to do with it...

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:18 pm

Hate to pull your hands away from your pants guys, but does anybody knowanything about her weight/height from never games? I psoted this before, but it was before that picture, so none of you would remember.

lifeisbetterwithketchup · Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:07 pm

Well, I'm sure that powersuit isn't light, so that accounts for some of the weight. But also, keep in mind, if the powersuit is so heavy, she must have decent sized muscles to be able to move around decently in it.

Electric Rain · Post by **Electric Rain** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:39 pm

lifeisbetterwithketchup wrote:Well, I'm sure that powersuit isn't light, so that accounts for some of the weight. But also, keep in mind, if the powersuit is so heavy, she must have decent sized muscles to be able to move around decently in it.

True, that's what I was thinking...

timmeh87 · Post by **timmeh87** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:53 pm

why would you add the weight of the powersuit to her weight? besides it looks like it weighs 100 pounds

Post by **bicostp** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:03 pm

My question:

Who the copulate cares?!

Post by **gannon** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:07 pm

Kurt_ wrote:Gannon: Post it! Yay Samus!

http://gannon.portablesofdoom.org/Metroid.zip