Samus is FAT!

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Samus is FAT!

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I'm doing some research for my arm cannon, and in the Metroid II booklet, it says she is 6.1 feet tall and 198 pounds.

Her BMI is 26.1, which is in the overweight category.

Samus isn't skinny, she's pudgy!

This isn't spam, the purpose of this is to ask if she has other weights/height in the newer metroid series.
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Well in Super Smash Bros Brawl, she is HAWT, and she isnt fat either.
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Jongamer wrote:Well in Super Smash Bros Brawl, she is HAWT, and she isnt fat either.
Who says the wii doesnt have good graphics!

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ShockSlayer wrote:
Jongamer wrote:Well in Super Smash Bros Brawl, she is HAWT, and she isnt fat either.
Who says the wii doesnt have good graphics!

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Post by Kurt_ »

Maybe she got liposuction. :P

She is supposed to be very muscular. But my girlfriend is very muscular. She can probably beat most guys up. But she'd have to weigh 30 more pounds to have the same BMI as Samus. Or Samus would have to weigh 40 pounds less.

For all those geeks with crushed dreams, let's assume that Samus had a makeover, and that she has a 40 pound power suit.

But seriously, did she get an official nintendo weight change or just official nintendo plastic surgery? Because I'm using MP3 pictures and Metroid 2 measurements.

EDIT: Looks like you guys aren't the only one's thinking about Samus, look what some guy did to the original picture: (Pg-13 Warning!) http://www.wii60.com/uploads/221.jpg
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Post by ganonbanned »

anyone who says a video game character is hot is a friggin pervert.
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Post by ShockSlayer »

I enjoyed that.

I guess I'm a pervert now.

Ah well...I'm not as bad as Jiraiya!

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I guess I am a Pervert too.
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Post by gannon »

You know, it may be muscle mass (judging BMI by weight/height is horribly inaccurate anyways), or it could be including the suit in those dimensions.
Also, if anyone wants me to post it, I have the entire Metroid back-story comic (was posted for free on Nintendo's Japanese Metroid site, then translated by someone)
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Post by atari2600a »

I'm just one inch shorter & around the same weight, & I'm hella skinny.
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Post by Kurt_ »

Gannon: Post it! Yay Samus!

WAS there even any reference to her height and weight after Metroid 2?
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Ummmm, Someone is either a bit odd or had allot of time on there hands.
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Post by Metroid fan »

Kurt_ I've got the same bmi and I am just muscular and dense... very dense (that could go both ways) I have never broken a bone because my bones are like titanium alloys from numerous cartoons.
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Post by Joes2Silly »

lol, eitehr way thats hot :D I may be a pervert, but I'm sure you all have acted like a pervert at least once
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Everyone's perverted once in a while and it so happens that I was yesterday.
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