Next gen insult thread..Yo momma style

Shadeslayer · Post by **Shadeslayer** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:17 pm

xbox = black and green
360 = white and green... Did M. Jackson make this console or what?!?!?!?

Shadeslayer · Post by **Shadeslayer** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:22 pm

One Billion x billion = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000... Take that many amps and volts = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts... hook this up to the 360 and you still get power failer.

Remember in Star wars VI when the emperor gets thrown into the big power core of the death star?? That powers the big gun that takes down planets. It died. Luke tryed hooking it up to a 360 and all the power got sucked out.

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:44 pm

Shadeslayer wrote:xbox = black and green
360 = white and green... Did M. Jackson make this console or what?!?!?!?

slimjimmy · Post by **slimjimmy** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:09 pm

The Xbox 360 is so clunky, felons are throwing them at store windows to break in to them.
The PS3 is so ingenious, Microsoft should beat them with their great idea: a PC!

Sir Games-A-Lot · Post by **Sir Games-A-Lot** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:23 pm

Instead of blu-ray Sony has announced that the PS3 will read games on movies on an amazing new(ish) format called "Betamax", and that there is to be an addon that will allow it to read from another soon to be (re)Released format called the "MiniDisk".

I dropped my Xbox 360 on my Ipod Nano. There is now no proof what so ever that I ever owned a Nano other than the cables, and those white Apple stickers you get with it.

Some one who lived in an apartment several floors above my friend's apartment dropped his PS3 onto his kitchen floor. The funeral is next Wednesday, and the tile installers are coming of Friday.

The army is working on an amazing new wonder weapon that will shut down the power in enemy cities while causing no collateral damage. The code name "063 xobX", just plug in and grab a flash light.

The"063 xobX" project was a colossal failure due to the fact that most units over heated before they could take out the power (that and there were some unconfirmed reports of it's operators playing Oblivion on it) .
To cover the losses a Due-It-Yourself Catapult kit has been issued to unit's using it. Initially they were meant to throw the non-working "063's", but no counter weight heavy enough could be found, so the "063's" themselves were used as counter weights, and the catapults were used to throw artillery shells, and confiscated copies of Oblivion.

Post by **benheck** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:34 pm

Japan can make a new island for golf courses and condos by simply dumping all the unsold Gamecubes and Wiis into the ocean.

RE the 360, most of you probably have NO IDEA how hot certain parts of it gets. It is hot, but it still works.

BloodNess · Post by **BloodNess** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:14 pm

Yo, The Xbox 360 is so expensive, that I could only afford "X...."

The PS3 Is so big, that it's design team gutted 1 case and packed all the remaining PSone's inthe world in there, and there STILL was some space left for packing some donuts in there too

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The Wii is so awesome, it's game catalog is longer than Route 66.

Post by **Triton** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:33 pm

sayin the wii wont sell is a low blow and you know it ben! seeing you can get about 4 for the price of a ps3 i dont see how it COULDNT!

the ps3 is so big ken kutagari couldnt pick it up! there is a forklift behind the curtain in that pic!

ps3 is so expensive it comes in 2 price brackets, mortgage your house and chapter 11!

ken kutagari must have been watchin too many infomercials when he designed ken kutagaris lean mean fat grilling mach.... i mean the ps3!

kens message machine: gerorge forman called, he wants his design back, so did nintendo, microsoft, atari and pretty much everyone!

actually they underclocked the processor becasue the damn thing kept burnin the burgers!

someone at sony needs to learn to spell! http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/omg-pl ... 0.php#more

Ken kutagari wrote:Speaking about the PS3, we never said we will release a game console. It is radically different from the previous PlayStation. It is clearly a computer.

hmm so the ps3 ISNT a game console? hmmm and aparently

phil harison wrote:We believe that the PS3 will be the place where our users play games, watch films, browse the Web, and use other [home] computer functions. The PlayStation 3 is a computer. We do not need the PC.

sony sez we dont need no steeenking PCs!

we now know why the ps3 is so big IT ATE A PS2!

thats all for now, more later!

Reploid Ayla · Post by **Reploid Ayla** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:13 am

these jokes aren't even intelligent.

geekbait111 · Post by **geekbait111** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:40 am

these jokes aren't even intelligent.

yo mama makes jokes that ain't intelligent! (a.k.a all jokes are "unintelligent")

In an abandoned warehouse full of Xbox 360's that were plugged in (power was off though), the people turned the power on and it caused the worst black out in history!

When a little kid said "I went wee wee in my pants mommy" the mom shouted crazily "You produced a wii!!! Let me see!......*shutters*"

The PS3's old controller was ditched only because SONY was sued for producing a boomerang, and at E3 Sony's Vice Pres. threw the boomerang (thinking it would come back), but actually hitting someone's eye in the process.

Post by **benheck** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:50 am

There is no law I have to like the Wii. These insults can work both ways, not just towards the 360 (which will probably win the war now that the PS3 is looking like a golden paperweight)

Besides, user-user argument are not allowed in this topic.

-Ben

Klefmung · Post by **Klefmung** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:57 am

Reploid Ayla wrote:these jokes aren't even intelligent.

Oh really?

The PS3 is so dumb, it makes me look intelligent.

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:02 am

Klefmung wrote:The PS3 is so dumb, it makes me look intelligent.

Now that is amazing.

jk

NES_fanatic · Post by **NES_fanatic** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:32 am

The PS3 is so costly, Sony is undergoing a deal with local game shops, asking them to accept food stamps as payment for games.

The Xbox 360 is so buggy, it froze when trying to crash.

Post by **Triton** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:01 am

ah but you see what i did there ben, i sorta turned it into a ps3 joke! never said you had to like it lol