Next gen insult thread..Yo momma style

psychotic_mechanic · Post by **psychotic_mechanic** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:55 pm

I'm hoping this will cut down on the bickering and arguing from all the fanboys and haters that seem to be popping up. One line replies only to this thread in the form of jokes that hopefully evryone can laugh at. NO fighting or arguing! a couple examples:

The PS3 is so expensive they're being delivered to the stores in armored cars.

The wii is so slow the SNES games only run at half speed.

The xbox 360 is coming in a new gasoline/electric hybird edition soon that should cut power consumption by half.

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:59 pm

The Ps3 sucks so much, you cant make a joke bout it.

The wii owns so much, it just owns.

and

The 360 uses so much power my whole block was out.

The 360 could power my house.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:03 pm

Your avatar has dancing boobies in it (those things are vicious

).

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:42 pm

HAHHAA Boobies..haha

Dangerious? They are birds.

XPCportables · Post by **XPCportables** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:11 pm

leave your 360 on for more than five minutes, and all that will be left is a puddle.

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:20 pm

Hey guess what made the black out 2 summers ago? It was the 360 testing!

Leave your 360 on for 1 min, and the whole town has no power.

Klefmung · Post by **Klefmung** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:27 pm

The XBox 360 was released so quickly that even Sony was amazed by microsoft's stupidity

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:45 pm

360's power brick is so huge that when i tried to pass it on the freeway, i ran out of gas.

Post by **Triton** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:00 pm

my sig says it all lol

Reploid Ayla · Post by **Reploid Ayla** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:06 am

I mean they all suck, except xbox right? right? Halo!

these jokes are just great.

paul4990 · Post by **paul4990** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:07 am

my 360 has been on for 4 days and its not evebn warm

Extreme_Jesus · Post by **Extreme_Jesus** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:16 am

Enviromentalists are protesting agains tthe 360 claiming that if everyone gets one it'll put a whole in the ozone layer

<immature>WEE LOL</immature>

new PS3 addon annouced : It will play games!

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:16 am

paul4990 wrote:my 360 has been on for 4 days and its not evebn warm

Dude he said no argueing.

Post by **benheck** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:22 am

The Wii's gonna bomb so bad Microsoft will buy Nintendo to bail them out.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:16 pm

What does a PC and PS3 have in common? Everything.

360 isn't just a name, thats how much money it adds to your power bill.

The Wii's changed it's name more than Prince.

Wii: $250. Broadband connection: $30. Wirless router: $35. The ability to download games that you already own at $10 a piece, priceless.

Eh, my jokes suck more than PS3