Next gen insult thread..Yo momma style

Mr. Hawkins · Post by **Mr. Hawkins** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:59 pm

G-force wrote:Eh, my jokes suck more than PS3

The 360-thats it

The PS3 found a cure for cancer- Just another feature it claims to have

sammy · Post by **sammy** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:10 pm

The PS3 will have such good graphics that all the games will have actors instead of CG characters.

The X-Box 360 is really popular in Siberia because it is cheaper than a fireplace.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:25 pm

The PS3 is so stupid, it's a mean lean grillin' machine.

jeroen · Post by **jeroen** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:26 pm

The xbox 360 is so hot. We don't even need a sun anymore! Just put it on the sun's place.

Post by **Triton** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:29 pm

the ps3 is so huge it exerts its own gravitational force and sucks (2 fer 1! pwn!)
the ps3 is so big that people with geo metros but the car on back of the ps3 and drive IT home!

geekbait111 · Post by **geekbait111** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:50 pm

the PS3 is so huge, I chucked it at my brother and it squished him!

the PS3 is gonna be so big it makes fat albert look skinny!

Nonsense Man · Post by **Nonsense Man** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:56 pm

The X-Box 360 is so stupid it got locked in an outlet store and died

im_an_alien · Post by **im_an_alien** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:13 pm

Actually it would die anyways because it would suck all the power up

erm... The 360 is so hot it will burn a hole in the floor

I suck at this (just like a ps3 or 360!)

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:16 pm

Nonsence heres a better vserion of your joke.

The 360, didnt die when it got locked in a outlet store.. it died when I plugged it into a outlet. (too much power)

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:22 pm

microsoft's X360 is so evil that when dracula bit it, he turned ito an XBOX 360

joevennix · Post by **joevennix** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:12 pm

Computer scientists have reverse-engineered the XB360 and in the process discovered nuclear fission.

im_an_alien · Post by **im_an_alien** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:52 pm

The XB360 sucks so much power, when you try to play it your TV turns off

Reploid Ayla · Post by **Reploid Ayla** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:27 am

One time I had to change my nuclear plug in my liek attic dude because my XOBX 100 burned it all out. haha, that was a good one right, dude. right?

Post by **Skyone** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:29 am

Reploid Ayla wrote:One time I had to change my nuclear plug in my liek attic dude because my XOBX 100 burned it all out. haha, that was a good one right, dude. right?

Obviously someone's not familiar with the Golden Rule.

limpport · Post by **limpport** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:01 pm

The Xbox 360 gets so hot, George Foreman is selling it as his new grill.