We've had ebay honesty, now.... weirdness!

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Here's my translation of the advert:

"I have a 1992 VW Transporter van with a blown engine. It's costing me £15 a day parked where it is so please someone take it sooner rather than later. Unfortunatly I don't have any photos, so here's a disturbing picture of me eating a sandwich and another picture explaining why you shouldn't do acid." :wink:
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Post by Wayne Venomous »

He's added photos of the van now:

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Hmm.... what is now more disturbing is that the "Herbie" also seems to be his car! Imagine kids walking past and thinking "Cool! It's Herbie" and then seeing that guy behind the wheel! :shock:
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lmao-ificationmark
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I do have to say, if the guy wasn't as scary and the van nearer to where I live, I would proberbly put a bid in (particularly if it went for less than £10!). I've got a spare VW Jetta engine which would fit. It's got 10 months MOT (annual UK road worthiness test)

Paul, you're a brave man to phone him! :shock: I don't have the guts to do that... and most of my drinking buddies are hells angels!
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err, he sounds funny

and i used a 141 man!
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Still, seeing his picture is scary enough. Hearing his voice would seriously freak me out!
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he seriously sounds funny
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That avatar looks very familar...
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mine? i just found it on smashourstuff.com
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Post by joevennix »

No... the picture of the guy in the eBay auction... It's cowsgoquack's avatar as well believe.
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Post by Wayne Venomous »

joevennix wrote:No... the picture of the guy in the eBay auction... It's cowsgoquack's avatar as well believe.
This is where he got the picture from.

I considered using the "talking Bugs" as an avatar too.

Hmm.... two bids and now it's at £1.20!
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SpongeBuell wrote:I dunno what's scarier... the picture, the story, or the spelling/grammar :shock:
Yeah, my english teacher would have passed out reading that.
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If you want to see weirder autions check search for OPS Test Item.
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Oh, he's getting more bids/money.
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