When or how did you find out Santa doesnt exist?

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When or how did you find out Santa doesnt exist?

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When or how did you guys find out santa doesnt exist? my story is that i was like 7 years old and i sneaked out of bed at like 10pm. (which was very late at the age i was :P ) I was going to see how many presents santa was giving me and if he was there. I tip-toed down my stairs expecting to see an old fat man in a red suit with little elves helping him unload his loot when i saw my parents carrying presents from the car. I asked them what they were doing and if they killed santa and stole the presents. They said no they didnt kill him then the told me he doesnt exist. I was somewhat sad but what the hell, i still get presents!!! :P

To this day i still think they killed him. :P
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Santa Does Exist, YOUR LYING


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older sister told me, i kinda knew he wasnt real earlier though, 6 or 7
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YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, HE DOES EXIST HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ahhhhh, yes, when I was 6. Where yeah, at night, I saw my parents sneaking stuff from the basement. But I write to him, with just the USPS sending it back :( Why don't they get 120 N, 0 E/W
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:shock: OMG Then what is the NORAD tracking every Christmas?!

<a href="http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php" target="_blank"><img src="http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/8215 ... i.jpg"></a>
Click the Santa radar to go to NORADsanta.org :lol:

Sorry but I couldn't help but make the joke. :P

There was a year where my view of Santa really changed temporarily. It wa the year I first heard the songs "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" and "The Night Santa Went Crazy", when I was younger. I figured it out when I was 7, when I woke up in the middle of the night because my radio started running the emergency alert system buzzing, and I heard my folks putting the presents out. I only let it on to my folks that I knew the truth when I was nine. Hey wouldn't you have played along for a couple years if it meant more free stuff? :P

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I found out bcause for easter my mom was like "i hope i got the right sized shirt" and i looked at her and then she told me about santa and the easter bunny and stuff. But i had guessed it. My older sister who is 20 now found out when i was 4 and she was 10 she found my tricycle gift and askd why my parents had it not santa.

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Cousin toold me when i was 4.
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Santa doesn't exist? :cry:
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For Totokan: Just now... :P

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Yes he does these people are silly :wink:
I truthfully found out when I was ten but tell you the truth I never believed in him after age 5 I was think how he did that then I realized he can't exist he can't do all that without magic and I always knew magic wasn't real :roll:
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Okay,people might not get that joke.Never mind. :)
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Post by HomicidalBarber »

Im not quite sure but i believe I was like 7 when I saw the race track i wanted under my parents bed. Then when I was about 10 I found all of my teeth the 'tooth fairy' had taken.
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Santa DOES exist, because the TV says so...
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