What's your Achilles’ heel?

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What's your Achilles’ heel?

Post by Wayne Venomous »

You know that sort of thing where you'd consider yourself an expert if it wasn't for that one thing you're crap at that lets you down.

When building portables for some reason I have a complete inability to install joypad buttons! Whether I'm laying out the pads underneath, cutting holes for the "+" or hacking into the pressure points. It just doesn't work for me and I end up just using these:
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Although the red ones do have an Atari VCS feel to them :wink:


It's like my old VW Bug. I can change an engine, tune/rebuild a carburettor, rewire the electrics no problem - but ask me to change a clutch cable and I run away!
I've often found if people spend less time worrying about what someone the other side of the world has posted on an internet forum and more time getting laid, they'll be a lot less tense.
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Post by Turbo Tax 1.0 »

indeed cutting holes for buttons sucks that why i now do the bondo frankencase, so you just have to cut out one or two huge holes :D
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Post by Wayne Venomous »

Turbo Tax 1.0 wrote:indeed cutting holes for buttons sucks that why i now do the bondo frankencase, so you just have to cut out one or two huge holes :D
You know, that's actually a damn good idea!

I got plenty of experience with bondo (kinda happens automatically when owning an old Volkswagen!) and lots of dead controllers that I've given up on canabalising. Hmm....
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Post by Turbo Tax 1.0 »

thank dkap thats how he does his portables and i remembered him sharing that info in gamelvers GCp thread :D
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Post by cennar »

me real programing i suck at it and also if its an expensave project that i cant use used parts for... thats what brings be down
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Post by NES_fanatic »

I was modding a NES controller* and my soldering iron accidentally touchet part of the button hole and put a small blemish in it. Now that damn thing wasn't flush and the button wouldn't go back in! I had to stick my soldering iron in the hole (without touching the walls) and heat up the plastic till it was soft and jam the button back in, moving it back and forth to create a smooth passageway. :roll:

*details on project to be revealed upon completion
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Post by Wayne Venomous »

NES_fanatic wrote: moving it back and forth to create a smooth passageway.
Oh no, not again! ANOTHER image in my head :shock:

Sorry, I think I'm just in an immature mood today. :oops:
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Post by soundwave »

I'd be great at the whole portable thing if I was to get a job and actually make something.

Achilles' Heel: Laziness.
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Frugality.

Me = tightwad. I can't stand spending $30 on something I'm just going to tear apart and possibly destroy... :lol:

Oh and ID jumpers apparently... I'm trying to fix a PC and I failed to set the test drive from Master to Single, so I got all pissed at it for nothing. :oops: :lol:
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I'm making my Psp's case out of a shoe box,so i won't be able to play it in the rain.Not that i would have anyway,but oh well. :P
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I hate when my solder won't stick
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Post by Metroid fan »

I just can't finish any portables I get them almost done then give up and rip them apart again it sucks... :(
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Post by marshallh »

My weakness is my ADD. It is also my strength.
I can't ever get my mind focused in one thing, but once I manage to get that done, I can stay on the same thing for days on end. When I was working on Penguins (my last game) I started 4:00 after school because I was bored and kept going to 4:00 am the next morning. I didn't even stop for a pee break.

That's what ADD can do to you :p
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