A Remotely Funny Joke

[ValiantVenality]

Ok I know this is spam but I heard a kinda funny joke last night (ok it was actually pretty funny to me cause im 11) There are two muffins in a oven and the first muffin says "Wow its hot in here" and the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin!" The first time I heard it I thought it was pretty funny. You guys got any funny joke so this isnt completely spam?

[SavageLych]

I heard this one 3 years ago from the most beautieful thing i have ever seen:). My ex-gf lol.

[sniper_spike]

You know Donald Trump was apparently supposed to build the new twin towers; he was going to build one, and then comb it over to the other side!

[gamer2]

No offence to Buckeyes but

if you show me a Person from ohio that has common sense
ill show you a Smart blonde, and Bigfoot

[SpongeBuell]

Ok

Now, show me bigfoot, and a blonde... I don't really care if she's intelligent or not

[gamer2]

I thought he was austrailian

[Lucretius]

Hell, I'll show you both a smart blonde and a guy from ohio with a fair amount of common sense... ...and he has big feet too! Ha!

Edit: I suppose I should take that as a compliment...

[gamer2]

Damn i guess i got to make due

Smart Blonde

Bigfoot

[Kurt_]

Here's a joke:

"A man walks into a bar."


That's the joke. It's all about how you say it. You can get people to laugh at it, I swear!

That was mine, but here's some otehr really lame jokes!

http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html

[Darth Fett]

Remember that one scene from Revenge of the Sith?
Darth Sidious:Lord Vader.
Darth Vader:Yes Master.
Darth Sidious:Riiiiise.....sit....lie down...roll over.

[Gamelver]

heh, here's a star wars joke:

Palpatine: "Execute Order 66."

Commander Cody:"Um, the one with fries?"

Palpatine: "NO!...That's Order 64. I'd like one of those to go, as well, actually."

Commander Cody: "It will be done, my lord."

...I've got other variations on that joke, also, and a few from the same scene, but I...er...well, I don't feel like postin' them .

[Weebl]

Here's one to go with Kurt's joke: "Ok, so, two guys walk out of a bar. How they got in the bar, I have no idea."

I've got plenty of crappy jokes, but I'm to worn out to post em tonight.

[bicostp]

Ok, so a man walks into a bar on the 80'th floor of a skyscraper and sits next to a guy. The guy says "hey buddy did you hear about the updrafts here?' The man responds "no, why?" "Well if you jump out the window just right you'll fly back up into the bar unharmed. Watch!" And the guy jumps out the window. the man, certain the guy has fallen to his doom and has become a permanent part of the city, runs to the window, only to see the guy float back in the window before he gets there. "Wow I guess you're not lying! I'll give it a try!" The man jumps out the window. SPLAT. The guy sits back at the bar, and the barkeeper says to him "Wow, Superman, you sure are a mean drunk!"

If Spiderman can do whatever a spider can, does that mea he has trouble getting out of the bathtub? "Oops there's the telephone. I'd better get it! *slip* AAH! Damn slippy sides!"

And something to make everyone laugh who gets the joke:

Pies lesu Domine
Dona eis requiem
*smack*
Pies lesu Domine
Dona eis requiem
*smack*
Pies lesu Domine
Dona eis requiem
*smack*
repeat until unconcious

[marshallh]

Pies lesu Domine
Dona eis requiem
*smack*
Pies lesu Domine
Dona eis requiem
*smack*
Pies lesu Domine
Dona eis requiem
*smack*
repeat until unconcious

In America, you watch the Holy Grail!
In Soviet Russia, The Holy Grail watches you!

[gannon]

Go away Yakov!