our Ideals are way differnt than our Parents'

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:45 pm

JACK & JILL GET MARRIED!!!!

>
> Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father
> sat him down for a
> little fireside chat. He says, Jack, let me tell you
> something.
>
> On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took
> off my pants and
> handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here -try
> these on.' So, she did
> and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So
> I replied, Exactly.
> I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
> Ever since that
> night we have never had any problems."
>
> "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good
> thing to try."
>
> So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and
> says to Jill, "Here
> try these on."
>
> So she does and says, "These are too large; they
> don't fit me."
>
> Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
> and I always will,
> and I don't want you to ever forget that."
>
> Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack
> and says, "Here you
> try on mine."
>
> So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
>
> Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
> smart ass attitude,
> you never will."
>

Post by **bicostp** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:51 pm

@ Jack: OWN3D!

great story!

Mr. Cool · Post by **Mr. Cool** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:36 pm

haha jack!

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:04 pm

bicostp wrote:@ Jack: OWN3D!

great story!

Or...

Stallowned!1

Love the story!

Brings a good tear to the eye.

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:35 pm

Z I N G Jack got owned.

Post by **Triton** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:44 pm

http://www.owned.com/

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:10 am

HA HA! LMAO THATS GREAT!!! LOL!!