The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny. To quote him: "we [Please control your cussing] satanists victims winos like you in the ass every day" (this did not make sense in german, either. The translator). But it got even more funny.
For information: The dangerous hacker is called female of the dog species and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
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* female of the dog species (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* female of the dog species (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<female of the dog species> why do you kick me
<female of the dog species> can't you discus normally
<female of the dog species> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * female of the dog species (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<female of the dog species> what ping man
<female of the dog species> the timing of my pc is right
<female of the dog species> i even have dst
<female of the dog species> you banned me
<female of the dog species> amit it you son of a female of the dog species
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> crap you're stupid, DST^^
<female of the dog species> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<female of the dog species> for two weaks already
<female of the dog species> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<female of the dog species> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<female of the dog species> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<female of the dog species> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<female of the dog species> shut up you'll be gone
<female of the dog species> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<female of the dog species> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<female of the dog species> to you man
<female of the dog species> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* female of the dog species (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
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* female of the dog species (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<female of the dog species> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> female of the dog species: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<female of the dog species> you're so stupid man
<female of the dog species> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<female of the dog species> buy buy elch
* female of the dog species (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
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* female of the dog species (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<female of the dog species> elch you son of a female of the dog species
<Metanot> female of the dog species how old are you?
<Elch> What's up female of the dog species?
<female of the dog species> you have a frie wal
<female of the dog species> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<female of the dog species> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<female of the dog species> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<female of the dog species> be a man turn that crap off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<female of the dog species> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes female of the dog species is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he female of the dog species if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<female of the dog species> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<female of the dog species> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> female of the dog species give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<female of the dog species> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he female of the dog species why turn it off, you should turn it off
<female of the dog species> you're afraid
<female of the dog species> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<female of the dog species> elch turn off your crap wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<female of the dog species> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<female of the dog species> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<female of the dog species> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
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<Elch> female of the dog species, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> female of the dog species can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<female of the dog species> wort man
<Elch> female of the dog species: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<female of the dog species> man do you want a virus
<female of the dog species> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<female of the dog species> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<female of the dog species> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
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<female of the dog species> don't need to rescue you can't son of a female of the dog species
<Elch> that's bad
<female of the dog species> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<female of the dog species> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. female of the dog species was comforting me with a music tip.
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<female of the dog species> tupac rules
<female of the dog species> elch you son of a female of the dog species your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
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<female of the dog species> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<female of the dog species> your d: is gone
<He> go on female of the dog species
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! female of the dog species turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
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<female of the dog species> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<female of the dog species> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
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* female of the dog species (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "female of the dog species". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
Notice: We are well completely aware that maybe female of the dog species was just playing a game with us. He also claimed to have german as his major field of study.
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<female of the dog species> shut up man i have advanced german
Hilarious
