Stupid lies your family has told you.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:32 pm

i goit the idea for this topic when my and i were watching Blue Collar Comedy tour on comedy central and he sees a Comercial on for trojan Condoms, and it says "1 out of for 4 people who have HIV, Dont tell ther partner, Not becouse they dont care, becouse they dont know"
anmy my brother says this
"you can get arrested for attempted Murder for having <s>sex</s> and having HIV"

how stupid is that

true story about this and keep them true people

peppers · Post by **peppers** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:35 pm

there actualy was a bill intodused to congress to make that happen but it got shot down

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:41 pm

but he was syaing that it was illigal to have intercourse and have HIV also

shelter pitfall · Post by **shelter pitfall** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:43 pm

A man fully knowing he has HIV sleeps with 30 women. All contract it and accuse him of murder.
Life in prison.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:46 pm

he was also refering to the comercial even if you dont know you can still get arrested for attempted murder

Niku-Sama · Post by **Niku-Sama** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:46 pm

ok buddy, if you take all the statistics that say so many people have this dissease or this problem....we would all have one seriously screwed up dissease or soemthing horribly wrong with us......i have noticed that most of the statistics produced by most co.'s/org's are grossly inaccurate

or they sre just stupidly worded like:

every 5 minutes 30 women contract breast cancer

i have seen it worded exactly like that in a magazine ad
HOW DO YOU CONTRACT CANCER? its not like something to catch like a cold or a base ball....i

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:28 am

i get where you are going with that
Cancer is not a Virus, it isnt alive (bacteria, protozoan) it is a burst of messed up cell growth that is out of control

Super Mulletman · Post by **Super Mulletman** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:51 am

First they tell me I came from the stork, then they say I came out of mommy's belly.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!

Ramar · Post by **Ramar** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:02 am

They told me Santa wasn't real. But then he came to my house and told me they were both lieing poop egress.

And he gave me a Nintendo.

No lie.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:13 pm

Wow santa cussed, that's great

My parents told me the tooth fairy was real (but they said santa was fake! Go figure...) and one day I found a canister full of my old teeth

Kinda gross.... But I never told them I found it, cause I wanted the damn money!

Doofus · Post by **Doofus** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:15 pm

You should pretend to keep losing teeth. Just go grab some more from your bucket-o-income.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:50 pm

ha they would get suspicous after a while like on south park

cyco vision · Post by **cyco vision** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:27 am

They told me the ice cream man pees in the soft serve.

So I grew up eating only ice pops.

nos_slived · Post by **nos_slived** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:24 pm

My great-great-grandfather met my great-great-grandmother when he orderred the soup, and she told him not to order it, because the cheif peed in it.

BTW, she was his waitress.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:25 pm

my dad says we came from africa in the 1600's but we are white