Got 4 days, what should I do?

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:00 am

My parents went to dragon-con and I get the whole house+a car to myself for 4 day!

What should I do? I don't know how to get hardly anywhere so travel is out of the question.

Anyone in GA near Atlanta(live 1 hour away) wanna come over for a party?

Extreme_Jesus · Post by **Extreme_Jesus** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:29 am

get a few crates of cheap booze and get your friends round and have a massive mash-up

thats the standard procedure for a free house

Negative_Creep · Post by **Negative_Creep** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:45 am

Friends + Women

Rekarp · Post by **Rekarp** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:48 am

Negative_Creep wrote:Friends + Women + Beer

fixed

//disclaimer: use this formula at your own risk >_>

Negative_Creep · Post by **Negative_Creep** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:15 am

Beer comes with the friends usually...

and for alcohol, copulate beer. More like Vodka

Also, if there is women, try and have sex with as many as them as possible, just don't get a kid or an STD haha

Extreme_Jesus · Post by **Extreme_Jesus** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:49 am

Negative_Creep wrote:Beer comes with the friends usually...

and for alcohol, screw beer. More like Vodka

Also, if there is women, try and have sex with as many as them as possible, just don't get a kid or an STD haha

or if you're on a budget cant go wrong with white cider

My good friends Frosty Jack and White Ace have got me through some tough times

plus at Â£2 for 2 litres cant argue

DK · Post by DK » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:34 am

Extreme_Jesus wrote:get a few crates of cheap booze and get your friends round and have a massive mash-up

thats the standard procedure for a free house

Last time I did that, someone meat cleaved my kitchen worktop

Weirdly, my parents didn't mind

Extreme_Jesus · Post by **Extreme_Jesus** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:57 am

make sure not to invite people you dont trust then

but bonus for the laid back parents

to avoid that i just tend to get wasted down the beach or at the park, that way you can be as loud as you want and theres nowt to break

dragonhead · Post by **dragonhead** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:58 pm

wait.. your parents went to what???

SonyPortableizer · Post by **SonyPortableizer** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:31 pm

You need to have a party, one with a few hundred of your most intimate friends.
1. You need to charge $10 at the door

2. You hired bouncers before hand, you pay them with the entrance fee
The people that you hire are the ones who will make the trouble

3. Because they will like to make trouble they will keep the ones who do - out by making trouble, and they will not act up because you will pay - them after the party. And no minors-Underage drinking

4. You also rope off the upstairs and do not allow anyone up there, so - - less to destroy(You keep one of the bouncers up there who wont mind - not partying, and can keep themselves busy with T.V. etc.)

5. You also put expensive stuff up there, but you take pictures of the - - rooms beforehand so you will know where everything belongs

6. You also check everyone before they leave so they cant have stolen - stuff(Optional)

7. After the party you pay people to clean up, or you clean up

Trust me this works, but only if you dont "Disturb the peace"
[size=0]Disclamer: Use this at your own choice, I cant be held accountable

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:38 pm

See, everyone, high school dropouts CAN become responsible, successful citizens!

mothatrucka · Post by **mothatrucka** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:21 pm

CronoTriggerfan wrote:See, everyone, high school dropouts CAN become responsible, successful citizens!

Yes, we most certainly can. I'm living proof of that. Got a problem?

palmertech · Post by **palmertech** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:31 pm

Ah, give CTF a break. He was only giving killgood a hard time, I don't think he meant anything against you.

Dr. Killgood has no friends. Why do you think he is asking for people who live near him?

Expect to have a boring 4 days. Walking around the house in boxers with a gallon of milk in hand (No drinking out of cups for me!) and watching TV, using the computer, and making trays of brownies is standard protocol for me being home alone!

mothatrucka · Post by **mothatrucka** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:34 pm

palmertech wrote:Expect to have a boring 4 days. Walking around the house in boxers with a gallon of milk in hand (No drinking out of cups for me!) and watching TV, using the computer, and making trays of brownies is standard protocol for me being home alone!

Palmer, when you get your own place, you shall thrive! What you just described sounds like heaven to me!

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:40 pm

mothatrucka wrote:
CronoTriggerfan wrote:See, everyone, high school dropouts CAN become responsible, successful citizens!

Yes, we most certainly can. I'm living proof of that. Got a problem?

Just trying to evoke a response, I'm an ass by nature.

Of course I don't think all high school dropouts are failures, there are plenty who have lead great, prosperous lives and even went on to become CEOs of successful businesses.

However, as a general statement, I group dropouts in two vaguely defined categories: People like yourself who do so because they believe they can make something of themselves and wish to prove their worth, and those who do it because they're lazy, impatient, and want to get drunk and have parties when their parents aren't home.