That's a crystal switch in its eye... it was hard to find and very clever, I thought.
Anyway, this post isn't about Master Quest. It only explains why I had the idea I'm about to explain. As I was riding Epona around Hyrule field, collecting Big Poes for my 4th bottle, I was thinking about how amazing the overworld is. Besides its immersive soundtrack, amazing graphics, addicting gameplay and involved storyline, this game has an almost "dreamy" (for lack of a better word) environment. I thought, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if I built some sort of model of Hyrule?" Then I thought, "Hmm... how big would I make it? Would I want it to be a small, detailed model that would just sit on a desk or something? Or would I want it to be bigger than that?"
Then it hit me. Why not make it to scale?
The dungeons might not be very practical, but I could do Hyrule Field, Lon Lon Ranch, Kakariko Village, Hyrule Market, Hyrule Castle (this might be able to be just a cheap "front" or something, as you can't technically go inside the Castle in the game), Lake Hylia (that would be beautiful), Zora's River, (which would also be beautiful and probably not too hard/expensive... comparatively) MAYBE Zora's Domain, Kokiri Forest, the Lost Woods, and if I had CRAZY money, Gerudo Valley, though the valley itself might prove difficult...
I wouldn't make it into a theme park or something like that. I'm not gonna put a huge roller coaster in the middle of Hyrule Field... that would TOTALLY kill the environment. No, I would want to keep it as close to the actual design as possible. It's not like land would be important. I would just buy some heavily wooded land and hollow out a huge portion in the middle. The OoT world is encased in a forest anyway; think about the edges of Hyrule Field.
What could you do there? Well, what can you do in the game? The shooting galleries in the village and the market, the treasure chest guessing game, the diving game in Zora's Domain, the fishing pond at the lake... All of these things would be things you could do in real life at this place. I think I would want to stay away from the horse racing, horseback archery and the Bombchu Bowling Alley, though.
Another way to make it more awesome and make more money: The shops in all areas could be made into souvenir shops, and the houses in the market, the forest, and the village could all be places people could stay the night.
I've put a sick amount of thought into this for only a day of thinking. It sounds like a dream. Literally. It sounds completely impractical and makes me sound like I'm an 8 year old that thinks anything's possible if you really want it to happen. But I'm not. I'm 17, and am actually thinking about this as a real possibility. I think it could be absolutely legendary. I know I'll need millions of dollars to pull it off, but hey, everyone has goals, right? Maybe I can partner up with some rich freak in my adult life, or, heaven forbid, maybe I'll actually make a career doing something that allows me to make this kind of money. I don't know. But everyone has a "What would I do with XXX dollars?" answer, right? Well, this is mine, and it's not something boring like buy a big mansion and a bunch of cars.
So, what do you think? Do you have any additional thoughts on how to make it better? Thoughts on how I can make the millions of dollars required to build it?



