A Remotely Funny Joke

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:14 pm

Star Wars:

You know what really Grinds my Gears, when i cant find the droids im looking for

Blonde

a Blonde, a brunette, and a Redhead are stuck on an island, 7 miles to the Mainland.

The Redhead tries to swim for the mainland, she drowns 3 miles from the island

the Brunette Tried and got eaten by a shark

the Blonde tried, she got 6 and a half miles from the Island, got tired and turned back

blonde 2

a Blonde, a brunette, and a Redhead are stuck on an island, they find a Magic lamp

they all rub it, and a metrosexual genie pops out,

he agress to grant each of the girls one wish each,

The Brunette wishes to be home with her Children, the genie snaps his fingers and she disapears

The Redhead wishes to be home with her parents, the genie snaps his fingers and she disapears too,

the Blonde starts crying, the genie asks her whats wrong and she wishes for her friends back.

*more to come*

Extreme_Jesus · Post by **Extreme_Jesus** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:29 pm

its a bit long winded but it makes me chuckle

Quasimodo is getting old so he decides to hold some interviews for a succesor. He puts up posters and hands out some flyers. The big day comes....and no one turns up. About to give up until one guy turns up, who has no arms.
"what are you here for?" asks Quasimodo
"the bell ringing job"
"but you've got no arms!"
"that may be so, but ill show you i can ring the bells none the less"
"How?"
"with my head"
"erm, ok"
So Quasimodo takes him upstairs and tells him to ring the bells. The man steps back and runs up and head butts the bell which clangs loudly.
"well done", says quasimodo,"but ring it harder"
The man runs at it again "harder!" shouts quasimodo the bell goes clang "HARDER" The man takes an even bigger run up CLANG "EVEN HARDER!" he takes such a big run up the man runs through the bell and out the window and falls to his death.
Quasimodo races down to the bottom of the bell tower where he finds a policeman inspecting the body.
"Do you know the deceased sir?" asks the policeman
"No" replies quasimodo, "But his face rings a bell"

HAHA *slaps thigh* *buh-doom-cich*

Fanboy · Post by **Fanboy** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:38 pm

Blonde Joke: Okay, 3 blondes are trapped on Stupid Island when they find a genie. The first blonde wishes for wings and flies off the island. The second blonde wishes for super strength and swims away. The third wishes to be a brunette and walks across the bridge.

Another Blonde Joke: So, after a night of serious partying, I guy walks into a bar completely plastered. He turns to the person next to him and asks, "Hey, buddy... Wanna here a blonde joke?" To which the man next to him replies:
"I am 250 pounds, a world class judo champion, and a natural blonde. My friend over here is 225 pounds, a world class karate champion, and a natural blonde. And my other friend, is 275 pounds, a world class kickboxing champion, and also a natural blonde. You still want to tell that blonde joke?" The Drunk man then says "Not if I have to explain it 3 times..."

I gotta million of 'em...

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:45 pm

Dirty Joke Warning

Disclaimer: if you can NOT buy "M" rated games on your own, skip this post

Three Hikers are well hikeing, they get tired and decides to set up camp.
to keep warm ll 3 of them sleep really close to each other, side by side.
In the middle of the night the one on the right says "I had a dream where i was getting jerked off"
the one on the left says in responce saying "I was having a dream where i was getting jerked off"
the one in the middle says in responce says 'I had a Dream i was Skiing" *does skiing Hand motion*

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:02 am

My favorite joke of all time (Definatly not R rated!)

I used to be a Necrophiliac until some rotten c*nt split on me.