I made a Revenge of the Sith Parody!

[Mr. Cool]

I was bored a couple of weeks ago, so I made a parody on the Revenge of the Sith. All my friends realy liked it, so I thought Id share it here.
BTW: Revenge of the Sith is one of my favorite movies, so Im not actually making fun of it, just joking (in case anyone is affended by it.
Also, It is slightly crude, but it is edited, so there shoud be nothing wrong with it.
Well here it is, and I hope you enjoy it.


Star Wars Revenge of the Sith Reloaded
By Mr. Cool n’ friends
Space fight’n n’crap
Obi: Ayyo, Anakin. Ders a thingy on mah wingy.
Ani: Who gives a crap?
Fancy plane trick, and thingy on wingy is dead.
Obi: Dat bug dude is on dat ship.
Ani: Well duh! Loser loser double loser. I’m a winner so whatever. Brick wall. Water fall. Boy you think you know it all. You don’t. I do. So shut up with the attitude.
Anakin then snaps 3 times in a z pattern.
They get on the ship. (Fight edited for violence.)
Obi: I have a bad feeling about this.
Ani: I have a bad feeling about this also.
Obi: Shut up.
Ani: Make me.
Obi: Well… Your mom has a bad feeling about this. And she’s dead! Ohhhhhhhhh!
Ani: I KILL! I MOST POWFUL JEDI!
(Theme from George of the Jungle plays)
A few scenes edited for boringness and violence. Then Anakin is fighting Count Dooku.
Dooku: Yar! I da bomb. Me mateys!
Dooku gets his arms cut off.
Ani: You poopy! DIIIIIIEE!
Palpatine: Eeegggsalent!
Ani: I hate my life!
Back at some other place:
Padme: I love you Anakin. Hump Hump
Ani: Wateva
Padme: Oh yeah. I preggers.
Ani: Ah s***. I mean Yay.
At the Jedi HQ
Yoda: A disturbizzle in da force der izzle.
Mace: Foshizzle dizzle. Wes gotsta kill da Sithizzle.
Yoda: Ayyo Obi Wizzle! Kizzle Grizzle ya wizzle.
Obi: I have a bad feeling about this
Ani: The Emper- I mean Chancellor Palpatine, who is definitely not a Sith Lord, wants me to be on da Jedi Council.
Yoda: Say what Beotch?! Jedi Masta You ain’t. Foo’!
Ani: I will be on the Jedi council. Dawg.
Yoda: Eh whateva. Hey, what do I care? Now, get us a six pack you will.
Ani: Grrrr! I hate me life!
Obi Wan goes to kill Grievous.
Griev: I’m a scare bug dude! I Sith Lord n’ s***! Feel mah wrath foo’!
Obi: BRING. IT. ON! (Like John Kerry)
Scene edited for violence and nudity.
Palp: Come to the Dark Side Anakin! We get free donuts.
Ani: Okay. I hate my life. I have a bad feeling about this.
Palp: Ayyo clonies!
Clone: Don’t call us that its disrespectn’ an’ whatnot.
Palp: I’ll disrespect you!
Clone: You just did.
Palp: Avada Kedavra! Okay the rest of you, do dat 66 thing we was on about. Ya know what I’m sayin?
Clone: Foshizzle.
Palp: Palpatine Out!
Jedi’s killed n’ s***.
Clones: We gotta kill Yoda.
Yoda: Yo boyee! Why you trippin' man? Just back the F*** off!
Yoda: Touch this you cannot. Na na na na.
Clones: Yo! Step off Beeotch!
Yoda: No! BYOB! Bring your own Booya! (Yoda fights the clones)
Palp: Yo Anikizzle, Go kill some o’ mah peeps.
Ani: Word Up.
Obi: Yo what’s poppin’?
Padme: Obi I scared. Anis all freaky deaky and whatnot, and his eyes have changed colors!
Obi: I don’t know what’s wrong, but Id better go kill him just to be sure.
Jar Jar: Meesa wanna come wichu!
Obi: Shut the hell up poop egress!
Obi shoots Jar Jar. Everyone cheers
Jar Jar: ALLLL BE BOCK. VITH VEAPONS! (like Arnold Swartzeneggar)
Obi wan arrives on the lava planet, perplexed why Anakin would choose a lava planet for their fight (I mean lava come on. And a lava waterfall, What ah ya retahded?), along with the fact that it is a rather comfortable temperature for a lava planet. Obi lingers on these thoughts but for a second seeing as he has an attention span of a goldfish. He then watches the security videos. After watching only three or four seconds he exclaims:
Obi: I can’t watch anymore!
Padme: But you didn’t even see anything!
Obi: Yeah well I’m bored.
Padme: But…
Obi: Look, do you want me to kill him or not?
Padme: Your gonna kill him?
Obi: Ooooo. This is awkward. Well I gotta go …
Padme: I hate you!
Obi: Eh. Ya win some ya lose some.
Anakin appears out of no where in a cloud of green smoke.
Obi: How did you get here?
Ani: Floo Powder.
Obi: Oh. Dangit!
Ani: AHHH! I POWFUL! I KILL!
George of the Jungle theme plays
Fight Fight Fight. Scene edited for violence. Then… Obi has cut all of Anakin’s limbs off.
Ani: I hate you
Obi: Join the club.
Ani: I thought we was like bruthas from otha muthas!
Obi: First you’re just an amputated loser, and second, even if we were I wouldn’t give a damn.
Ani: Poopyhead!
Obi is about to cry but then says…
Obi: Oh yeah… well… well I’m gonna go bang your wife. Ooooo! Do you want some cream for that burn?!
Ani: (Monotone, due to bad acting) Crap. I hate you. I hate my life. I have a bad feeling about this.
Obi: Well… Peace Out.
Emp: He’s Still alive! Let’s put him in a retro Halloween costume that he has to wear for the rest of his life.
Ani: NOOOOOO!
Padme: I don’t wanna live!
Obi: What ever. So what are your babies’ names?
Padme: I’ll name that one Harry. Whoa it has a lightning bolt on its forehead. I guess I’ll name the other one Scrappy Doo.
Obi: What crappy names. But hey I don’t give a s***. You should probably die now.
Padme: Oh right. Well it’s been real. Stick it to da man Obi.
Padme dies
Obi: Sure what ever. Wait why am I talking to a dead person? Wait why am I talking to myself? AHHHH I’m going crazy. I hate my life!
Ani: Dis costume is da bomb diggity! Yo where’s my b****?
Emp: You killed her.
Ani: Oh. Oh well.
Yoda: WWWWAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUPPPP? (Remeber the Budweiser commercial? Yeah? Well like that then.)
Obi: WWWWAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUPPPP?
Yoda: It turns out dis Harry kid ain’t a Jedi. He’s a wizard, and you gotta train him.
Obi: Why don’t we just leave him at somebody’s house?
Yoda: Good enough for me, it is! Oh and ya can talkizzle with Qui Gon Gizzle from the dead, mother ****er
Obi: My only friend.
Yoda: Begged us he did not to do this, but I we didn’t want to listen to you so…
Obi: I have a bad feeling about this.
Yoda: Shut the f*** up! Yoda!, Recognize!

Made entireably by Rutherford B. Hayes

[sam]

Gj Looking forward to viewing it.

[Darth Fett]

I can't say i liked it very much(or at all).If you want somthin really funny,i'm gonna try to make a website for a comic strip me and my brother write.Lord of the Sissys.Makes fun of lord of the rings without dissin it.Some of the best are *Gimlie crying over Balins tomb*Waaa!He owed me money! Or Frodo looks into the mirror of Galadriel and says"Boy,i need a shave!"

[Mr. Cool]

Im sorry to hear that. You should read Bored of the Rings if you havent already.

[alight1992]

Yeah when are you going to film it

[Mr. Cool]

not sure. my school is having a film festival in february, sooo...

[MIRAGE]

one thing about ROTS, when anikin says "if your not with me, then your my enemy" on Mustafar, thats a bushism, and look what happened to anikin...

[Mr. Cool]

Does anyone have anything to say about my parody?

[MilkMonster]

I give it a twist, a kiss, and 4 snaps in z formation... Hated it.

(if you watch living color then you should get it)

[Mr. Cool]

Sorry I dont get it.

[cennar]

i do it means that he loves you but hes to gay to like it... not your fault.

[MilkMonster]

actualy it was a skit on living color

[Mr. Cool]

So did you like it or not? Im not going to watch every single living color episode to find out the answer.

[MilkMonster]

no; not really.