Eye charts

Mr. Cool · Post by **Mr. Cool** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:45 pm

This may seem really stupid, but I want to memorize the eye chart that the doctors make you do, so that theyll think I have extremely good vision. I couldnt find any on google, so can you guys help me?

nos_slived · Post by **nos_slived** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:47 pm

There are several different ones. Many doctors actually use projectors rather than charts now.

I'm guessing that you need glasses, but you don't want to look like a nerd. (no offense to people with glasses, I have glasses, I'm just using the term that he will probably relate to the problem)

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:47 pm

Wouldn't it just be easier to have good vision? I mean, come on...

dragonhead · Post by **dragonhead** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:42 pm

if you need glasses.... GET THEM... you will end up suffering never-ending migrains without them. not to mention it could get you into a lot of trouble later on. trust me man...besides, chicks really do dig glasses.

HomicidalBarber · Post by **HomicidalBarber** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:23 am

I will give you a hint.... the first one is E.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:51 am

Glasses are great. They protect your eyes from flying plastic coming from a crazy dremel tool. They make you look smarter. They give you something to fiddle around with when you're bored. Oh yes, you can also SEE correctly! (but who cares about that)

Post by **bicostp** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:27 am

Yeah, they're great.

My frames are about 6 years old, and a part inside the temple (the long part that goes behind your ear) broke and I had to epoxy the hinge back together. It looks just fine, but all the tension is gone from that side so they fit kinda loose. (it's hell during gym class!

) But I really like these, so I'm just going to get replacement parts rather than getting a whole new frame.

I remember when I was in the third grade I was on the bumper cars, and the pair I had at the time flew off and got run over a couple times. Not fun!

Besides if you don't want glasses, there's always contacs or LASIK.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:47 pm

bicostp wrote:Yeah, they're great.

My frames are about 6 years old, and a part inside the temple (the long part that goes behind your ear) broke and I had to epoxy the hinge back together. It looks just fine, but all the tension is gone from that side so they fit kinda loose. (it's hell during gym class! ) But I really like these, so I'm just going to get replacement parts rather than getting a whole new frame.

I remember when I was in the third grade I was on the bumper cars, and the pair I had at the time flew off and got run over a couple times . Not fun!

Besides if you don't want glasses, there's always contacs or LASIK.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THEY GOT RUN-OVER!! HAHAHAHAHA!

I can relate. Then I got contacts!

FDSMAN · Post by **FDSMAN** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:51 pm

here ya go, this is one you need to read

Post by **Sparkfist** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:57 pm

Edmund Scientific, one thing to advice against is that you should be sure that your Optitrition use the same chart otherwise you'll be the butt of a joke from there on out.

Mr. Cool · Post by **Mr. Cool** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:06 pm

I really dont need glasses, my vision is pretty good. BTW, that eye chart is too small to see all the letters at the bottom.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:35 pm

Mr. Cool wrote:I really dont need glasses, my vision is pretty good. BTW, that eye chart is too small to see all the letters at the bottom.

Visions' pretty good then, eh?

Reploid Ayla · Post by **Reploid Ayla** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:53 pm

why the copulate would you want to cheat on a eye chart?