english class game

kade · Post by **kade** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:30 pm

then the smell of crap made me throw up my eyes.

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:31 pm

so i put them in my eysockets and became an alien with 4 eyes

kade · Post by **kade** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:37 pm

then the dog cathcers caught me.

Motoman · Post by **Motoman** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:39 pm

but i turned into a cat

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:53 pm

The other dogs beat me up, ate me, and spit me out. Then a magic gnome walked by and gave me life and fixed me up and named me "Carl the zombie cat-dog".

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:55 pm

then i blamed everything on the evil Mr. Meany and went on a quest to kill him and save the princess that gets captured before every quest anyone ever goes on

Motoman · Post by **Motoman** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:25 pm

and out of utter smartnesy i realize that that has a bizarre resembelence to the Zelda games i know and love (and eat)

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:47 pm

just as i was thinking that, Zelda proved i was right by getting stuck in an ass's ass

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:32 pm

then i played mario, i ate a mushroom and every thing was alright.

Weebl · Post by **Weebl** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:08 pm

Until Trogdor came and burninated my house and half-sister, so before I went on a vengeance spree I stopped to get some cheese at the local grocery store.

MIRAGE · Post by **MIRAGE** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:12 am

the cheese helped, but i quickly forgot about vengence for lack of regularity...

*this thread is "crap"*

S q u e e ! · Post by **S q u e e !** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:52 pm

*Then why did you post in it?*

So then I went on a quest to find normality!

kade · Post by **kade** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:56 pm

but i found a evil hamster instead.

MilkMonster · Post by **MilkMonster** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:56 pm

I triped and broke sonys prototype ps3

Motoman · Post by **Motoman** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:58 pm

and they had to move to their plan 'B' boomerang controller