Wo0tz3rz!

FDSMAN · Post by **FDSMAN** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:29 pm

this is a birght new day for me and my family, our nightbor is trying to sell his house, we are happy because he is a total jerk, he steals our trash cans, and he put up thses planted trees along our shared driveway to make it hard for my mother to come in and out, i''ll tell you the whole story below

well, it all started when he moved in, he was nice at the time, but that's when the 12 Am parties started going on nd my dad got up around that time to go knock on his door to tell him to turn down the music, he told his firends "turn it down...a little..." so for a couple of weeks the parties were going on and it was pure rivalry, then my mother p[lanted these trees that were supposed to grow reall tall along the side of the house to be a fence, that never worked, becuase he was always moving his garbage cans in front of your backyard gate, but that was only the beginning, what he did next was shocking he actally had the nerve to tell me and my mother off, we said nothing, so then one day (which happens to be today) my mother and I were disussing the fact that he had for sale signs in his front yard, we thought he was selling those logs he has infort of his house that are painted an ulgy orange color and had a blue tile stuck on to, but then we noticed there were too of them, welll, after that was all said and done, I found out that they had sent a letter to our huse but it was for him, it said that he had filed for bankrupsy, this made my heart jump!, then I looked it up on the internet and it said he was intitled to blah blah blah... anyway this ment that he didn't complete the file so he is selling the house and he will be gone, I don't care will he will reside, but i'm glad it's not here!

Post by **marshallh** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:31 pm

That's great. Too bad the weiner dog next door can't be kicked out for backruptcy...

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:31 pm

i wish my evil neighbours would leave

bioniclebert · Post by **bioniclebert** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:39 pm

Ah, I moved into the suburban/rural area. My neighbors are really far away from my house. Its a big jump, I went from Sq. Ft to acres. got lots more land including ponds and such. Lets just say if I had a party at the back of the edge of my backyard, I'm not shure I'd even hear it at the house

Time for me to sleep...

demonofaj · Post by **demonofaj** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:41 pm

Good to have the great FDSMAN (a relief), and obliged, they should kick that jackass out.

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:52 pm

I have these SOB neighbors who don't ever pick up there leaves (or even mow their lawn). Wouldn't be a problem but they have a TON of trees. And if you think the leaves stay on their lawn, you got another thing comming, buddy! It sucks...

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:55 pm

light the leaves on fire

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:56 pm

Believe me, I really want to!

Post by **Gamelver** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:59 pm

we must sacrifice to the gods of winter!! otherwise, there will be no snow!!!

oh wait, that pollutes

....

*small little Calvin and Hobbes reference

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:06 pm

Noted!

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:06 pm

The female of the dog species that lives above me has these two kids. They run around up there soooo much. Theres a big yard out there, but they NEVER go out! They just stomp around up there, I'm ready to kill! They're moving out sometime, but I dont know when. The worst of it is that shes the landlords daughter, so I'd rather not get up in their faces.

FDSMAN · Post by **FDSMAN** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:08 pm

I feel your pain as is mine i'm begging to think that all these jerks are in the
International Jerk Incorperation

Post by **Sparkfist** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:32 pm

I avoided an a-hole that lives next door to me by not being seen outside at all. He had a step daughter that I only saw at school. Just to emphusis this in our senior year she said she never sees me at home and we've live next to each other for about 12 at the time.

Although I think the only reason the guy next to use didnt start more trouble because he knew he'd only alienate himself from the neiborhood.