I am so sick of Jessica Alba it hurts

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I am so sick of Jessica Alba it hurts

Post by benheck »

I can't be alone on this. All year that tart has been thrust in our faces, just like Lindsay Lohan and Beyonce Knowles the years before.

She's had like 60 zillion movies come out this year. Worse than Jude Law last year! Sure I liked Sin City but she was the weakest actor in it.

Ug... I just get so sick of these "next big thing" actresses being thrown in our faces each year. If she really was the next big thing, wouldn't have "Into The Blue" made more than like, what, 3 dollars?

OK just for fun let's guess who the "Young Hot Next Big Thing Actress They'll Shove in Our Face" for 2006 will be. My guesses (in order)

1) Mischa Barton
2) Emma Rossum
3) Evan Rachel Wood

One of them will be for sure! I'd also say Eva Longoria or Evangiline Lilly but they're too old to be the "next young big thing" I think the cut-off is 23.
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Post by sam »

Wow, comon she is hot. But I know what you are getting at.
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Post by soundwave »

Oh no, I havent heard of these "next big thing" stars!
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I agree She is the kinda Hot you dont want to speak
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Post by shmagoogin77 »

soundwave wrote:Oh no, I havent heard of these "next big thing" stars!
same here
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Post by MilkMonster »

Thats why their the NEXT big stars :D
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ohhhhhhhhh :lol:
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Post by Undisclosed »

ben are we losing you to the fruity side? how can you get sick of jessica alba. did you see into the blue? obvisiouly not, if you had you would change this topic to i cant get enough of jessica alba.
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Post by Weebl »

This isn't exactly what you were talking about, but I've noticed Dakota Fanning is in lots of movies recently. It seems any time they need a small girl in a movie, they use her.

Anyways, yes I'm sick of Jessica Alba. She's really not that great of an actor, and its just irritating that people will put her in movies/go to the movie just because she's hot.
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hey ben turn off the tv put down the magazines and play neogeo :lol:
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Post by G-force »

I haven't seen any of her movies yet. As far as I know there are only three that she is in, Into The Blue, Fantastic four, and Sin City. I can see how "Into The Blue" depended entirely on her hotness to sell tickets (I'm guesssing it's crud movie with a hot chick in it, since I haven't seen it). But so what. Lot's of movies do that. She dosn't bother me at all...yet.
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Post by Undisclosed »

No....into the blue wasnt a terrible movie, without jessica alba it wouldnt have been awesome, but its still pretty good, give it maybe a b- or about there
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Post by Sparkfist »

Well its not like she's come out of no where. I think its that she gotten a lot more roles as a result of Fantastiv Four (she had to bleach her hair). I dont think 4 movies in one year are too many, reason being they hold the movies over to release them and chances are they though doing a "Summber of Jessica Alba" would be a great ticket seller.

Of the three I've only seen Sin City. Yeah here character wasnt really that great. I think she fits the part of something like Dark Angel only because she's had more experiance with it. But unless she does other things she'll be stuck as a one character type and those actors/actresses dont last long.
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Post by Mr. Cool »

Its funny that jude law was in 6 (count'em, 6) movies last year, and every single one flopped. Ha ha loser!
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