What would you put in a Swiss Army knife?

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:09 pm

After seeing the new knife with a 512 MB flip out USB drive, it got me thinking. What else would be a good and useful thing in an army knife?

Here are a few ideas I got. Please share yours.

Superglue cartridge - How useful would that be?!

A philips screwdriver that is long enough to ACTUALLY fit in the screwey screw hole..

Refillable ibuprofen container - could carry about 5 pills for those people that get annoying headaches all the time (me)

A small MP3 player -Put the ipod to shame.

Post by **bicostp** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:23 pm

-large and small blades

-philips head screwdriver

-flathead screwdriver with the GameBit mod

-bottle opener

-can opener

-iPod Shuffle 1gb

-scanner radio (would use Shuffle's headphone jack. No I don't mean a police scanner, I mean an FM radio with the "Scan" button for tuning.)

Man this is one big knife!

I wonder if they'll ever let you custom-order one? (Yeah I know, "wishful thinking"...

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Reaperman@home · Post by **Reaperman@home** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:33 pm

simple 2 button learning remote (either IR or RF)

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:35 pm

Nah soldering iron, welding torch and an ipod nano.

HomicidalBarber · Post by **HomicidalBarber** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:41 pm

I would put in a full sized washer and dryer

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:42 pm

some kind of machine to control the weather

Shadeslayer · Post by **Shadeslayer** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:42 pm

A clock with alarm

A Ipod nano

A Razor shaving blade

tooth pick

Miny radar

Flint

And most of all and one shot gun...

You could go hiking in the wild, wake up at the right time to go hunting for you food, Shave, clean your teeth, track the deer with radar, and kill with the one shot, and Make a fire to cook on.

im stupid

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:51 pm

a gun that shot pocket knives
snesp
laser that scratches my @$$ from space
knife

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:51 pm

It's called a swiss army knife for a reason.

Foxx373 · Post by **Foxx373** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:38 pm

dont forget about the mutated anthrax... for... duck hunting.

kidw/32+systems · Post by **kidw/32+systems** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:52 pm

the shold make a SAK face plate for the micro that has a bunch of stuff
u,u,d,d,l,r,l,r,b,a and a knife pops out

Post by **bicostp** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:07 pm

I've actually got a Camping Swiss Army Knife.
<img src="http://216.25.78.123/pics/victorinox/53151.jpg">

-Large blade
-Small blade
-Tweezers (missing, but when my dad wears his knife out I'll take the tweezers)
-toothpick
-corkscrew
-tool that makes holes bigger
-wood saw
-can opener
-bottle opener
-flathead screwdriver

I've seen ones with everything from philips-head screwdrivers to scissors on them.

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soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:11 pm

Nice knife, Macgyver.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:36 pm

I have like this weird pocket knife (almost like bicostp's but, it's not Swiss Army, and it's completely made of metal!) it has...

1. A knife
2. A saw
3. Some sort of not sharp saw (descaler?)
4. Scissors (which work quite well)
5. Two can openers
6. Bottle opener
7. A primitive needle with hole?
8. Nail file
9. Hole widener
10. Phillips screwdriver
I won it from one of those 25-cent rotary merchendisers in a restaraunt.

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:15 pm

ive got a Gerber (the legendary blade) thatr i use on camping trips

EDIT: here is a pic of mine except my blade is black

its cool cause you can fling it open with one hand