No Longer Gone until further notice, but anyway.

sam fisher · Post by **sam fisher** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:30 am

NO I LIKE DRASIC THINGS! RUN AWAY!

Radon199 · Post by **Radon199** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:20 am

Or you could actuly try and explane it to her, your already in crap so just lay it on the line, show her itunes and all your other software and don't take no for an answer.

xriverfalconx · Post by **xriverfalconx** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:24 am

Radon199 wrote:Or you could actuly try and explane it to her, your already in crap so just lay it on the line, show her itunes and all your other software and don't take no for an answer.

Thank you!!! I couldn't agree with you more!!!

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:39 pm

Jeff wrote:She even thinks copulate ITUNES is hacking software.

Last post from me.

lolololololololololololololololol tell your parents if they keep bugging you you will run away from home do drugs and drink for a bit till you like drugs more then you realise you have a greak work ethic and you end up with your own aprtment and an unwed sexy woman partner. then she will have to let you go back on line also she is a crazy phsico if she thinks that apple will let you hack crap....

Foxx373 · Post by **Foxx373** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:00 am

when i was still living with my partems I got my first computer. They allready knew i had some "bad" computer habbits. One day my step-dad sneakes in and starts looking over my shoulder for 10 minuters and asks me WTF i was doing. Like a good child, i told him... hacking into a concentric network UNIX shell... When he asked why, i told him i needed the UNIX shell to hack into other stuff more safely. Im not, or never was a super hacker, but I was at least honest. Eventually my parents accepted it when i show'd them how to get free music online (pre-napster days... and winamp was still beta)

If my parents would accuse me of doing something bad i didnt do, and punished me for it, i would go right out and do whatever it was i got punished for. There were plenty of times they thought i was going out drining with my frfiends, and wouldnt let me out. I would flip them off, walk out, and come home TRASHED. My point is, if you are getting in trouble for crap that u arent doing, you might as well do it anyways! WTF is the point of getting in trouble for nothing.

Go call social services on your mom, or hide 10 kilos of coke in her shoe closet and call the cops man. Or just lay some good ol' fassion smackdown on her. Set her @ss straight! Its parents like your mom that make the world a horrible place, especially for their kids!

If the state ever allows me to breed, im going to teach my kids the rotton dirty crap that i know. Im going to train them in all my my sadistic dark arts, and unleash them on this world! im not gonna be a fascist butthole pirate...

"Daaaaaad!! I broke the phone company again!!!"
"thats my boy!!"

"Your son was suspended for striking another boy"
"Son, whyd you hit him?"
"He was 8 times my size, and tried taking my money"
"Did you aim for the nose, throat, and neck, like i told you?"
"no, i forgot about the neck"
"Thats it young man! No PS9 for a week! You are stuck with NES!!
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Im gonna tell my kids... i know you are going to dumb stuff. Thats what kids do. I dont care if you do dumb stuff, hell, tell me what you are up to, ill help! But if you get caught, im going to beat you like you wouldnt believe!

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:28 am

i got kicked out for a week, the mmonday before school break, so instead of getting in crap my step dad (who still thinks im gay even though im probly getting married soon*with a girl*) asked me if the kid was any bigger than me and if i won.. .I said of course he copulate was, and hell yes i did... the school phoned me wile i was at home and asked if i wanted to go back the vary next day.. i told them i hadnt learnd any thing fron this yet and to wait till new years.

the only fight after that was vary strange. I was stoned walking a girl to class and some crap asked to fight me i said nope, he hit the back of my head and 3 seconds latter im not sure what happend cus i was stoned.. the teachers broke up the fight and i was sent home for the rest of the day to prevent rumors, (i spent the rest of my day out side the school in the smoke pit taking about what happend to people and getting the dumb kid high and keeping hte peace between him me and his buds...) some times your own rules are more important. i know a lot of people hate drugs but that stoped any escalation and cleared up some huge misunderstandings between a few people. no one was hurt and every one decided there was no problem and every thing could be back to normal. so even though its not the RIGHT thing to do. maby its still the best thing to do.

so maby you might want to not over react and run to your dads, maby your mom thinks your spending to much time on your computer, well my friend its just a phase and if she honestly thinks your a hacker then call your dad and get the copulate out of there!!!

Post by **SpongeBuell** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:16 pm

I see your online... we need an update, at least for your current plans!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:48 pm

While in montreal her co-worker told her iTunes wasn't hacking software.
While looking at her agenda she realized that 9/11 was days away so its a valid reason.

While on the phone she was in tears appologizing.

Post by **SpongeBuell** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:00 pm

I must say, that's pretty funny. Quite a Jeffler moment (that's what your sloganizer says, at least)

Foxx373 · Post by **Foxx373** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:09 pm

... your parents shoult trust what you say more than their friends. Not to sound like a COMPLETE prick, but your mom seems to be a classic example of an ignorant parent. And this is coming from somone thats a big psycology buff... i can read people like a book... or their descriptions

Post by **Triton** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:14 pm

i am pretty good at reading perople after i have been around them for a while, and your mom is the kind of person i cant stand, ignorant and dont wanna hear the truth about what they dont understand

Conn · Post by **Conn** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:23 pm

Jeff wrote:While in montreal her co-worker told her iTunes wasn't hacking software.

Oh man.

"Yeah, I found out my son is a hacker. I saw him have iTunes open."
"Uh, iTunes is Apple's music player."

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:38 pm

Actually It went like.

Coworker: "Hey Angie"
My Mom: "Yes?"
CW: "What program do you use for music?"
Mom: "Musicmatch"
CW: "You should use iTunes"
Mom: "ITUNES? Thats my kids hacking program!"
CW: "Its made by Apple Angie"
Mom: "APPLE? Good thing I said he couldn't get a Mac Mini"
CW: "Call and appologize to him, you know nothing when it comes to computers other then Microsoft Office. Are you just riding off of me and him?"
Mom: "Yes, and calling now. Thanks Guils."

I know this cause I asked my mom what happened when she figured it out.

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:40 pm

That's just sad...

shmagoogin77 · Post by **shmagoogin77** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:59 pm

thats messed up