Project E.A.T

[bicostp]

I do!!!! [/offended]

Question: How do your products interact with sweat/condensation?

Answer: People who are unwilling to regulate their sleeping temperature should not buy our sleeping bags or pads.

Excessively sweaty hikers are also advised to avoid the SnackPack.

IO can just hear one of my (rather "alternative hippy medicine"-type) classmates now: "But what if you run out of food? You'd need those EAT packs then!"

Well, BRING ENOUGH FOOD TO LAST YOUR TRIP TO BEGIN WITH!!!

Man those products are a load of excrement. Animals aren't stupid, that's true, but if they smell food, they'll probably eat it!

[goodie]

Eeeww. Why would anyone ever eat that stuff? Talk about unsanitary....

[Lucretius]

but if they small food, they'll probably eat it!

If I small food, I wonder" what the hell am I doing?! What does it mean to 'small'?! I'm so confused!"

I don't small food too much...

[FDSMAN]

you guys, c'mon someone order it, just eat it right out of the box I never said you had to use them ok

[pezman]

heck, i got some spare cash, ill beg my mom to order it for me (cursed absense of credit card in my name). i hope i can get my hands on some. i might put it in the tradepost if i get enough. im crossin my fingers.


wouldn't this be great for a school backpack. if you dont eat breakfast and you need something to think off of eat your pack!

[HomicidalBarber]

I still cant figure out if they are serious...I tried filling out the order form and it kept giving me errors, and they sound like they are joking a little too.


See look, doesnt sound like they are serious

Sorry. Due to unusually heavy server activity we are temporarily unable to process your order.

Options. You can either:

* Save your order form and try again later;

* Print your order form, tape it the back of a mental patient and hope that he/she wanders near our offices; or

* Go away angry and frustrated.


thats what I get when I try to order, boy do I want a passion fruit back pack.

[new york cheech]

yeah i get the error message too. i was really gunna order one.

i think its just a joke, i mean think about it, would u really be able to eat those poles, i mean come on beef flavor

and stove fuel!! give me a break, i highly doubt u can drink anything like that.

u can actually buy the teeshirt though, theres a link on the teeshirt page.

[FDSMAN]

you don't realize that the stove fuel is 90 % achohol

[bioniclebert]

That stuff is disgusting if you had used it for a week prior to eating it.


I would seriously buy a bookbag to say that I ate a bookbag.