In response to the p.s. statement on the front page.

EvilnessNMyVeins · Post by **EvilnessNMyVeins** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:58 pm

Eventhough this question may be completely assenine...

Who do you belive would win in a fight between Michael Bay's lawyers and Ben(equipped with many systems, a generator, and a hot glue gun).

Please describe the battle as well(I will post my thoughts after I give them a little more thought.)

sam · Post by **sam** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:11 pm

Give this thread some thought before you post it.

Reploid Ayla · Post by **Reploid Ayla** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:45 pm

i second that

EvilnessNMyVeins · Post by **EvilnessNMyVeins** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:52 pm

Here it is...

A stare off. 20 feet apart from one another. SILENCE crosses the field. The lawyers' fists clench on their brief cases. Ben preps his glue gun. In a flash the lawyers threw law suit papers like knives. Ben quickly hides behind the X-Box's enourmous size. "At least I could use it for something!" Ben remarked quickly grabbing his glue gun. The lawyers ran to the fax machines to copy more documents hoping Ben would be stunned from the first attack, HAH Ben was better than that! He tied a PSP to each shoe and slid across the plain on their ultra smooth surface. Then he threw two gamecubes in front of him, jumped on top, popped the lids, and spung into the air. Unfortunatly the lawyers had finished and unleashed blinding laser pointer fire, documents, and business magnets! Ben countered by chucking Atari ET games he found in a landfill, (everyone knows when ET cartriges hit lawyers they explode) taking out all but one lawyer. However this lawyer was ready with his extra large briefcase. Covered in papercuts, halfblind, and with a hangover from his failed attempt at the Dreamcastaway, Ben had to use his secret weapon. Ben pulled out his SECRET PORTABLE OF MYSTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Lawyer was lost in the beauty and Ben quickly hot-glued the lawyers briefcase closed. Ben had won the battle and could make movie spoofs once more!

However this joy didn't last long as the FBI was looking for a man involved in a series of rice-involved murders of warehouse guards. And to another adventure Ben went!

Please still feel free to still post your ideas.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:14 pm

Very nice

.... And how many hours did you spend coming up with that?

EvilnessNMyVeins · Post by **EvilnessNMyVeins** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:17 pm

Not long mostly spur of the moment stuff.
I was volunteering at a hospital at the time, very slow day it was...

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:13 pm

Who the hell is Michael Bay?

EvilnessNMyVeins · Post by **EvilnessNMyVeins** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:22 pm

Michael Bay is the director of The Island and Ben made a spoof thing on the front page of his site about how all his movies have explosions and scantily clad women, and Ben wrote a sidenote claiming he would remove it if hollywood felt like being a human oraface.