The Xbox 360 - It Can Do Anything!

Nes Man · Post by **Nes Man** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:04 pm

xbox 360 Brings Peace to the Middle East! <that would be truely amazing

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:05 pm

Xbox 360 makes you money i wish

peppers · Post by **peppers** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:06 pm

old xboxes made me money im sure people will need modchips installed in the new ones also

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:54 am

The Anti-christ discovered to be in every Xbox, the savior in every every Xbox 360

XBOX 360 the best Beer dispenser ever made

Xbox 360-the best weed producing machine ever made

XBOX 360 can play every video gamew ever made aslong as it says XBOX in the case

Xbox 360 best Tivo machine around

XBOX 360 used by P2P networkers every where

Total Eclipse of the Toe · Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:33 am

XBOX 360 finds a cure for cancer

XBOX 360 finds a solution to world hunger

...then XBOX 360 jumps off a cliff, causing people to speculate that XBOX 360 can spontaneously grow limbs, which would be a marvel of modern science, and actually quite freaky...

Three years later...

All the XBOX 360's get jealous of the new XBOX 720(TM)(R)(C) and gain sentience, grow legs, arms and start laying the smackdown upon the gamers who are so quick to abandon them.

.....what? It COULD happen....really!

sam · Post by **sam** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:12 am

lol yes, produce weed.

Xbox 360 will be the prequil to the Xbox 900. WHICH will have the latest tony hawk games.

Radon199 · Post by **Radon199** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:35 am

Xbox 360 - first videogame system on Mars.

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:12 pm

XBOX 360 wil be the first system in the trash.

XBOX 360 is the best fish tank ever. (sort of already there)

mycoplasma · Post by **mycoplasma** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:16 pm

XBOX: The first line of game consoles to ever skip numbers 2-359 and go to number 360.

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:22 pm

XBox 360, the first system to fix Myco's glasses.

Post by **bicostp** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:34 pm

Xbox 360- (named after the price in dollars of telephone technical support per minute)

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:56 pm

also named after the number of consoles that will be bought

legoboy · Post by **legoboy** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:26 pm

Xbox 360 finds cure to windows viruses: switch to a mac! (Realizing that itself was a Microsoft product, it shortly thereafter self-destructed)

Trv · Post by **Trv** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:29 pm

bicostp wrote:Xbox 360- (named after the price in dollars of telephone technical support per minute)

Also named for the activation fee.

Xbox 360: The Real SkyNet?

peppers · Post by **peppers** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:32 pm

also what it dose to your knees if you do not pay the activation fee