The Xbox 360 - It Can Do Anything!

Post by **benheck** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:14 pm

I was joking with some friends today about the Xbox 360 and the fact Microsoft seems to think it will change the world and be able to do anything.

So I think it would be fun (as I found it to be talking about it earlier) to come up with "headlines" of things the Xbox 360 will be able to do. You know, the sort of things we're sure to SEE in the future upon its release!

Here's some examples to get you started (think "The Onion" kind of headlines)

"XBOX 360 Locates Osama Bin Laden, Wins War on Terror"

"XBOX 360 Dates Katie Holmes"

"XBOX 360 Discovers Lost Continent of Atlantis, Says Hello to Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa Found Living on it"

cyco vision · Post by **cyco vision** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:16 pm

Xbox 360 finds carmen san diego

Post by **SpongeBuell** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:22 pm

Xbox 360: first video game system to cook breakfast

Xbox 360 finds the ultimate question. Go 42!

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:23 pm

XBOX 360 can get an infinite number of monkeys together to write the complete works of Shakespear in less than a millenium!

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:25 pm

XBOX 360 can blow up.

kidw/32+systems · Post by **kidw/32+systems** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:32 pm

Xbox 360 finds weapons of mass destruction and president says i knew that is where they where
Xbox 360 now with boat anchor capabilities

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:33 pm

XBOX 360 can hoola-hoop on a typ-rope inside a shark's mouth while eating a jumbo hot dog

sam · Post by **sam** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:42 pm

cyco vision wrote:Xbox 360 finds carmen san diego

Pft, google can do that...

shelter pitfall · Post by **shelter pitfall** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:30 pm

Bill gates killed by 360!
The next day:
Say hello to our new leader: Xbox 360!

Ahnuld:"I have come from the last movie to kill the evil console!"
Then Ahnuld gets rich and becomes president like afroman predicted.

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:32 pm

XBOX 360 can empty your pockets (not mine because Im cheap).

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:52 pm

xbox 360 can waste your money and time causing you to buy one today!!!!

xbox 360 can destroy a ps3 when dropped onto it from a great height

xbox 360 is big so you wont lose it

Post by **benheck** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:57 pm

Oh, something else. Actually a friend of mine mentioned this.

The XBOX 360 is concaved shaped, whilst the PS3 is convexed. Thus, you could stack the systems on each other quite easily!

Anyone else notice this? I think it's quite profound!

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:58 pm

wow your right that is going in my pile of useless facts!!

stackable consoles

peppers · Post by **peppers** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:00 pm

as long it dose not try to get fresh with me

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:02 pm

what???