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[nos_slived]

I can imagine it now...

"Hea, I think I'll try hacking 127.0.0.1!"

"Hmm, that was fast!"

"Hea, this guy has the same files as me1 Imagine that!"

"Time to give him a virus!'

"Hea, I just got a virus, OH NO!!"

LOL, I can see a ten-year-old trying that now. He would with "NO!!1!11!!one!1!!1!two!!!!!".

[Lucretius]

"GREAT GOOGLEY-MOOGLEY!"
-------------Leo/VGCats

[Jeff]

Awesome IRC Quotes

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick copulate)
<anamexis> :<

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back copulate"

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me female of the dog species!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH copulate ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY crap
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

[cennar]

don't do X.
For health class we had to do a drug presentation on a drug. My group got Ecstacy for the presentation. DON'T. That stuff can actually kill you in one dose. It screws you over. If drugs weren't illegal, I would have to agree with Cennar.

i had to do a drug presentation two once, i was pumped up on caffine pills I got an A on this, it was about the best brownies you could make.

[nos_slived]

Those rock Jeff!

[Sparkfist]

"It is my concerted opinion that if we ever have the opportunity or any possibility of achieving anything that which is like or is not like what has gone before or after the last trial and error scenario then we should, or maybe not."

[nos_slived]

"Are you insinuating that I should tolerate such diabolical insubordination of one whos mental capacity does not excede that of a microscopic organism?"

[gamer2]

When Life gives you lemons look for a person that life is giving them Vodka then have a party