R2D2 -VS- Bender

[soundwave]

R2 is definitely mouthier, he has those weird beepings and such. Bender would get all confused, swear and drink a bit, then rip that hemisphere wide open. Aside from that, theres a slim chance that this fight takes place during the Bender-joins-robot-mafia episode, meaning he's have support and weapons. And he'd have that scalpel from the Bender-'learns'-to-cook episode. He'd also have the normal floozies that would female of the dog species-fight with R2 a bit, and his batteries would run out because there's no recharge station on earth. But, there are wayyy too many alcohol stores, in which Bender would get drunk and charged up, and ready for some more ass kickin'.

[Motoman]

ooo just made it 50% 50% split!

[Turbo Tax 1.0]

no way bender could lose, bender is the ultimate party robot and how many robots do you know that were made of wood at one point