R2D2 -VS- Bender

Post by **benheck** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:06 pm

This should be a good fight! Let's look at the stats:

Bender:
Steals things
Drinks beer
Lives in future
Have elongatable arms

R2D2:
Kicks butt
Kills Super Battle Droids
Swears in beep-language
Helps blow up Death Star
Holds lightsabers

FIGHT!!!!

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:11 pm

R2 rules bender Remember his jet boosters and the magnetic charge which would interfeare with Benders inhibition unit causing him to sing folk-songs

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:14 pm

it would be close because R2 could poke a hole in him then light him on fire like in the movie but Bender would whip out a 9mm and blow R2's circuitry out

Post by **bicostp** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:20 pm

Bender! Bender! Bender!

Don't get me wrong, R2 is not bad, but I prefer the robot who sings folk songs around electromagnets.

Bender would just pull out an AK-47 and make swiss cheese out of R2, then he'd go stare at circuit diagrams for the rest of the day.

And let's see R2 with a stogie! Huh?

BTW, I got the emailer debug thing whenI posted this message.

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:22 pm

so did i

the debug that is

nos_slived · Post by **nos_slived** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:28 pm

bicostp wrote:Don't get me wrong, R2 is not bad, but I prefer the robot who sings folk songs around electromagnets.

And regular permanent magnets.

PS: I just broke the 3-3 tie.

BTW: Me too.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:10 pm

R2 would shock bender, and bender would just make some wise crack and then proceed to "kick his ass!"

And R2's jet booster are just stupid! Why dosn't he have them in the old movies! Were they outlawed by the emperor?!

In the end, Bender would win just because he always wins (at least in every episode I saw).

EDIT: I got the message too. It seems to be spreading!!!

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:20 pm

Were they outlawed by the emperor

yes and so was putting midgets in robot suits oh wait thats R2

shelter pitfall · Post by **shelter pitfall** » Mon May 30, 2005 10:36 pm

They both are cool, but it seems like R2 would win. It would be a cool battle.

JackFrost22 · Post by **JackFrost22** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:13 pm

bender cause star wars sucks...yeah i went there

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:38 pm

Well the new star wars movies suck but the old ones are awesome. You better not be beatin on the old ones

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:55 pm

whos mouthyer bennder or r2d2?

JackFrost22 · Post by **JackFrost22** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:45 pm

G-force wrote:Well the new star wars movies suck but the old ones are awesome. You better not be beatin on the old ones

in general star trek is better

shmagoogin77 · Post by **shmagoogin77** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:00 pm

cennar wrote:whos mouthyer bennder or r2d2?

definitly r2d2

(ya rite)

S q u e e ! · Post by **S q u e e !** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:17 pm

I made it another tie! R2D2 kicks major @$$!

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