Play n00b Invaders!

[bicostp]

Apparently there's a lot of stress on the boards lately. We all have some dislike of noobs, because they don't bother to search but they would rathjer make a new topic asking the same question as the last topic. So, why not make a game out of it?

I finished!
PLAY n00b INVADERS

I downloaded some free Space Invaders clone code, and I'm putting together a new game...

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( I | n | v | a | d | e | r | s )
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I just need some art...

Anyone got some art?

RULES:
nothing obscene
keep them somewhat small.

DISCLAIMER: I mean no offense to anyone. I am trying to help relieve stress around here and prevent people from leaving again. This is not an "add".

[soundwave]

Use the Jesus-Hulk image. Its been so overused, that its not really singling out neither you nor Gannon.

[bicostp]

OK. All I need is:

2 more images for aliens
UFO image

Please? someone?

or should I use IFR as one? j/k.

[madc0w]

HA!!! thats rich. how about making the ufo be the really 3-d one from that behind the scenes south park one.

[Turbo Tax 1.0]

you should have the search button shootin at cans of spam

[dragonhead]

you should have pictures of random stoopid smilies and spam cans, and have the ship be a modification of the google logo

and the ufo could be bill gates

[nos_slived]

How about SF2 Blanka as weapon shooting bolts of electricity.


Or a gun pointing up?


MARIO!


Get these sprites and more at http://deekman.aftervision.com/sprites.html
Or try the ones used in some of the games at http://www.syndicatesdomain.co.uk/ or http://www.miniclip.com/Homepage.htm

Stealing's wrong kids! But only if you get caught.

BTW: Any chance you could tell me where you got the code?

[soundwave]

Edit the gun into Mario's hand, and you're good to go.

[nos_slived]

Good idea.

[bicostp]

PLAY n00b INVADERS

First shoot down all their questions and spam posts. Only then will you get a shot at the clueless n00bs who say "my portabull is the best!!!!!11!!1!"

116k, may lag on older computers. (But I'm using a P2 400mhz, and all is good! So if your machine is newer, it shgould play flawlessly!

A link to the site I got the code off of is on the main menu page.

[madc0w]

nice game
it doesn't even lg on my computer (whic is really saying something)

[Lucretius]

Fantastic!

[soundwave]

No lag on a 1.6ghz Celeron.

This is a female of the dog species' game. 18,600 high score.

[nos_slived]

Good game, but it doesn't let me cheat! My old electronics teacher made one to help the dumb kids remember resistor colour codes, and I was the only person to figure out how to cheat. I had unlimited lives, and a score of a few million. Even the teacher didn't know you could cheat. It was awsome.

[Unidentified Assilant]

there is actually a game for the PC called Attack Of The Clueness n00bs! Don't ask me where to find it, but here is a screenie.