In honor of Xbox 360 - Create a stupid console title fun!

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XBOX Real

It doesnt come with any consoles or games, just a 12-gauge with a sticky note saying "Halo 3", and a van full of Puerto Ricans, and a siren. Just unlock the van, start the siren, they run, and you shoot. The small enemies are just convenience store robbers. then there are grand theft auto'ers. Then comes the loan sharks, they just robbed a bank and an armory, and they're ready to loan it out with 80% interest, or else. The boss battles are gang bosses, in the beginning of the level you are kidnapped, and thrown in southern Florida, meanwhile they'd dressed you in cheap clothing and dirtied you up a bit. Uh-oh, Department of Immigration has found you, they think youre an illegal Cuban. You have to avoid Immigration, can't shoot em or the FBI comes and you get landed in jail. Make your way towards the gang leader and take him out, whatever means necessary.

Who needs graphics? Just need a pocket full of bullets and you're off on a fun-filled adventure.

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the ds 2 now you can buy all the games you bought last week ALL over agin yes thats right all over agian the only difference between the 2 is the ds 2 has a crappy nimh battery and lies about it and says it li-ion but we all know its not wait thats on the ds anyway....ohwelll

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Maybe on the next portable they'll have two screens, but they'll display the same thing, no bonus map, no inventory, just the same friggin' thing.

Or better yet, have each screen display the character's front and back, so you get confused about what direction you're going in, and die shortly into the first level.

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lol or you get the oposite camera angles just spinning around and around