In honor of Xbox 360 - Create a stupid console title fun!

nos_slived · Post by **nos_slived** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:52 pm

XBOX AllNewReallyAComputerWithLimitedCapabilitiesThatCostsWayTooMuch 2005

Tagline: "Buy it now, or we will stop making Windows"---->WORST SALES PITCH EVER!

BTW: Touching is good .

Post by **SpongeBuell** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:01 pm

Nintendo TS - triple screen "just wait, we'll add another one in a year or 2!

Post by **Gamelver** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:12 pm

The Nintendo 360S: out in 1st quarter 2007, this new portable will have 360 screens!!!!!!! it will play all Nintendo Revolution games, of course, but you have to rebuy or exchange via $50 shipping the games to get it to work with 360 screens.....also, each screen will double as a touch screen and have an internal heat monitor to detect your core temperature!!!!! if the awesomeness of the 360S causes you to overheat, the system flashes it's warning screen and all the screens and requires you to tap each and every one to resume play!!!! safety at it's best

!!!!

well, that's all I can think of for the 360S....perhaps tomorrow, when I'm not so tired, I'll think of some more stuff for the almighty Nintendo 360S!!!!!!!!

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:50 am

xbox bigger bigger and slightly better now you need a forklift to carry it

Post by **bicostp** » Fri May 06, 2005 6:05 am

Nintendo Superentertainmentsystemcubeadvancesp64colorpocket.

Microsoft Crashalotbox 3000

Sony Brandnewsystembutiplayallthegamesofmypredecessorsevenifthey'retenyearsoldalready.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:41 am

Nintendo Redneck gamemachine
nothing holds better than duct tape!
Microsoft radioactive
Things are better with Uranium 232
Sony PSNA (Playstation NOT AGAIN)
oops we did it again

Unidentified Assilant · Fri May 06, 2005 11:19 am

Atari VCS 1020000 ProSystem

Tag Line: With this amount of numbers it has to be good

Launch Title: Missile Command 1020000 (not because of system name, its the amount of re-hashes they've done)

Missile Command! Complete with Missiles that now look like missiles!

The Nintendo Re-Revolution

Tag Line: Exprience a new angle of gaming, again!

Launch Title: Mario Kart Triple Trash and Zelda: A Rather Boring Adventure

Two crap games from nintendo!

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:20 am

Increadably hard to play game from sony!
ITS SO HARD TO PLAY!!
AND NOT FUN!!

MM007 · Post by **MM007** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:43 am

Nintendo's Super Happy Fun Box

(Yeah, it sounds like a pirate console, but I like it.)

Unidentified Assilant · Fri May 06, 2005 11:52 am

Nintendo 128

Launch Titles: Super Mario 128 (as in the 128th Game, not the console name), Its Super Mario DS! Console version! (To save money)

DS Player (Like Gameboy Player, but plays DS games)

Mario Kart 128: A Sequel to Mario Kart 64, not much difference here and there

Mario Party WWWS (When Will We Stop): Another dumb Mario Party game

Metroid Prime 2: Yes... Metroid? Prime? 2

Metal Gear Solid 2 Triple Snakes!: A rehash of Metal Gear Solid 2 on PS2, this time with Solid Snake

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:25 pm

Nintendo Industrial Revolution. All the fun of mega-leet graphics, now with added smoke stacks and assembly lines, it powers itself.

HK-47 · Post by **HK-47** » Fri May 06, 2005 2:43 pm

On an unrelated (sorta) subject. Anyone see this...
http://www.cube-europe.com/news.php?nid=7692

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Fri May 06, 2005 5:36 pm

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:43 pm

Unidentified Assilant wrote:Mario Party WWWS (When Will We Stop): Another dumb Mario Party game

I once said to some people that Nintendo will keep releasing Mario Party games, until its been so many years since the first game, that they'll just release that as a 'new' one, no one would know, since it'd have been like 200 years, and 6 million versions later.

Post by **benheck** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:09 pm

Nintendo Industrial Revolution= me LOL

Thanks....