In honor of Xbox 360 - Create a stupid console title fun!

Post by **benheck** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:45 pm

I contend that "Xbox 360" is the dumbest console title EVER. I hope the running joke becomes "it sounds like a skateboarding move" because it does.

Anyway, I thought we could have some fun by coming up with our OWN stupid console names. We don't even need an army of test-focus groups of people culled from a mall!

Criteria:
Must be "from" an actual game company.
Must have a "product description"
Include a stupid tagline reminding us of how "cool" is it.

GO!

shmagoogin77 · Post by **shmagoogin77** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:48 pm

Game Cube 720

Post by **benheck** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:50 pm

I shall start!

"Nintendo Curb Feeler 720"

With TWICE the power of the Xbox 360 the Nintendo Curb Feeler 720 is the next generation of gaming fun! Slather yourself with hospital-grade sensors and prepare to be taken to The Next Level!

Flex your arm muscles to move Luigi around the board in Mario Party 720 (actual number of games released, not just because it's on the 720) Furrow your eyebrows to cast spells in Zelda 98: Harmony of the Oboe! Sweat in your underwear to slide down a mountain of jellybeans in Kirby's Dream Factory Panic Panic Doku Gaiden!

Tagline: Nintendo. Look ma, no hands!

Post by **gannon** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:54 pm

Sony PS3
oh wait....

shelter pitfall · Post by **shelter pitfall** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:01 pm

In the near future: PayStation IV "We're better with Roman numerals because we have Final Fantasy MMMMMMMMCCCCCDDDDDDDXXXXXVIII!"

Post by **benheck** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:11 pm

Nintendo FRENCH Revolution

Comes with new controllers with built-in guillotines! Stick your head in and move your neck around to play but watch out! When it's game over it really is GAME OVER!

Tagline: Nintendo - A Cut Above the Rest

FDSMAN · Post by **FDSMAN** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:14 pm

PainStationPortable from Sonie (lol)

is very crappy but yet you've seen crappier so its the crapiest funniest thing ever!

goodie · Post by **goodie** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:18 pm

Microsoft Generic Computer System. It doesn't just play games. It does everything...literally

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:19 pm

Gameboy Devolution!

A GBO in new pakaging, with a longer startup time, and that doesn't use GBO games!

"Spending is good"

Post by **Gamelver** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:21 pm

Lucretius wrote:Gameboy Devolution!

A GBO in new pakaging, with a longer startup time, and that doesn't use GBO games!

"Spending is good"

new added features include a digital watch and a Health warning start-up screen

!!!!!!!!

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:22 pm

Gamelver wrote:
Lucretius wrote:Gameboy Devolution!

A GBO in new pakaging, with a longer startup time, and that doesn't use GBO games!

"Spending is good"
new added features include a digital watch and a Health warning start-up screen !!!!!!!!

I always wondered what moron came up with touching is good...

goodie · Post by **goodie** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:23 pm

PSPee- Gaming on the go, or when you need to go.

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:24 pm

Eww.

goodie · Post by **goodie** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:27 pm

Lucretius wrote:I always wondered what moron came up with touching is good...

Yeah, they are kind of hypocritical. They say touching is good, yet you're not supposed to touch the screen. You have to use the stylus.(which is way too small, btw)

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:30 pm

Plus, well, it's got inuendo's. Not good for the general public. Watching someone buy a product with "Touching is Good" on it is like watching old lonely men buy porn at the video store...akward...