Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)

[Soulsaviger]

you got one but it needs repaired

I Wish I had An Indestructible Playstation Vita With Unlimited Battery Supply And Nothing Can Break It

[Rohan The Wind Waker]

Granted but When you put a game in you Get sucked into a battle and die horribly.

I wish that i had a Wii U the whole thing had a unlimited energy supply and is portable plus i cant die or get sucked into the game

[Soulsaviger]

Yes But You Drop It Into A Pit Of Never Ending Falling.

I Wish I Had A Portable Gamecube The Size Of A GBA Original

[humakabula1]

done, but the thing doesnt start up

i wish i didnt read this thread or post this reply

[Cojiro]

you didn't, but now you don't exist, and another user called "humakabula1" has stolen the post (the one you never posted)

I wish my work computer was a mac.

[Muniosi]

It is, but Macs suck! Haha!

I wish I could actually make portables.

[Rohan The Wind Waker]

You can but every one you make is out of play dough

I wish that i Made some one buy my 40 gig Hdd ( No seriously I am selling one. )

[avert1]

Granted, but they bought it for a dollar shipped(No seriously, I'll buy it for a dollar shipped).

I wish I could never get a disease/infection of any kind.

[Muniosi]

Granted, but you trip over your shoelaces and fall into the Grand Canyon. And die.

I wish everybody appreciated the GC logo as much as I do.

[Rohan The Wind Waker]

Evrey one does but The one you like is green and yellow and everyone hates yellow

I wish that i was invince able

[ShockSlayer]

Granted but only when in Vince Cable.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[GeckoLink]

you but your at the bottom of the food chain and get eaten
I wish I could fly

[Hifeno]

Granted but you fly to another country and get bird flu

I wish ebay never existed.

[unicycler17]

Granted, but now you need to buy everything on amazon, for lots of monei.

I wish my hair was cut like the pantera singers.

[Soulsaviger]

It Is But You Died Randomly

I Wish I Owned My Fathers Gamecube Portable