OK, I get it now...

[kibble]

All the words that have been changed are part of an April fools joke! Some of the words make the sentences sound really funny! The ones that had "P.o.rtable" and "mo.d" get changed to "girlfriends". Anything with "B.e.n" in it gets changed to "GOD".

Thanks for the reminder, guys! April fools reminded me that it's the first of the month, which means it's time for me to pay bills.

Find the funniest sounding sentences you can find and post them here!

[SpongeBuell]

Yes it is nice to be able to put your girlfriends INSIDE something isn't it? You know, to hold everything together so it doesn't flop around? Discuss the techniques here!

I swear, this wasn't noticed until after we did that.

[kibble]

Good stuff!

I found this:

This is my first girlfriend, so does anybody have any tips or anything that could help me with this? Does anybody know of a good case or batteries?

[lifeisbetterwithketchup]

http://forums.benheck.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=36962" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Have GOD make you a girlfriend!

[neverused]

It seems that w.ork (minus ".") has been replaced with "eat."

[eagle5953]

From the front page:

"The official blog of GOD J. Heckendorn, featuring all of the latest antics of the site's owner; from girlfriends to podcasts!"

"The trophy case for all of your exhausted girlfriends."

"Trying to figure out how to eat your GP2X?"

Things I have already:

Mini SNES
GOD's book
Naive eagerness

Things I need:

All the misc materials and tools required
A costume

I was planning on following GOD's By-Hand design.

"Official BLT Pictures Thread!"

[aceboy44]

Look, this is seriously ridicoulous guys ok? I just sent a PM to hailrazer about my dreamcast portable, and instead of the word "p0rtable" appearing in my message to hailrazer it appeared as "girlfriend."

Now I don't mind you guys doing this April fool thing publically, but when it comes to business PM's (between me and hailrazer) I do expect some respect and maturity

[kibble]

From the LOB64 specs thread:

The purpose of the switch is to put the girlfriend into either Master or Slave mode. In master mode, the girlfriend has a cartridge in it and is sending out video and audio signals and receiving fun parts signals. If it's in slave, there's no cartridge and it is getting video and audio signals and sending out it's own fun parts signal.

[ghosstt]

I,m not sure if other people know this (i just learned it today) but the company is shipping free soft cases about the right dimension for the girlfriend ... you are making:

[vskid]

From the LOB64 specs thread:

The purpose of the switch is to put the girlfriend into either Master or Slave mode. In master mode, the girlfriend has a cartridge in it and is sending out video and audio signals and receiving fun parts signals. If it's in slave, there's no cartridge and it is getting video and audio signals and sending out it's own fun parts signal.

I literally lol'd.
From that same thread:

I don't really understand what this is for soz guys

It's for linking 2 girlfriend

[Pkmnjunky7]

You just have to turn the word filter off in your settings, right?

[Rekarp]

So... after looking through your girlfriends





lulz

[nevermind1534]

There's a lot of people using 3.5" screens (only the singular word, screen changes to costume).

[kibble]

I have a low use PSone with costume. It has been romanced and comes with a white fun parts,

[wallydawg]

Sho'ckSlayer is still the best one