Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

[Bobzilla]

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my
holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy
said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started
laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right,
it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would
get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron
of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

[collinE]

I love Jack Handey. Hence the sig.

[Bobzilla]

That's a good one..

Another one of my favorites..

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it - JH