Funny Chat Conversations

[Zero_D]

Post any hilarious IM/chat conversations you find here. Here's one I just found on another forum:

br0kenrabbit: hi
Greg_ValveOLS: good evening
br0kenrabbit: What's ip?
br0kenrabbit: up?
Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit: On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Why?
Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit: My information?
Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit: No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit: Well...
Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know.
br0kenrabbit: Well
Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS: huh?
Greg_ValveOLS: bs
br0kenrabbit: Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS: how
br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS: oh k
br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why?
br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS: tos
br0kenrabbit says:terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS: were?
br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS:
br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay.
br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.
Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS: m
br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS: k
Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit : Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS: what????
br0kenrabbit: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst
br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, @!$%#.

[dragonhead]

total backfire

[bacteria]

That was funny. Scam the scammer, justice!!

[alentris]

He got uberpwnd... haha what a novice.

[palmertech]

That... Is so awesome!

[vskid]

100% win!

[HotDog-Cart]

Thats so ownage.

[stuntpenguin007]

ha, that's really good. I just really hate it when scammers spell things wrong and don't use proper grammar.

[limpport]

Everyone should go to Omegle.com and post their conversations from there!

[typamc95]

I got bored and just did the first thing that cam to mind-
Stranger: badaadad hey
You: ar you john?
Stranger: nope
You: are you john?
You: Are you John?
You: Are you John?
Stranger: no
You: Are you John?Are you John?Are you John?Are you John?
Stranger: no
You: Are you John?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: nonononon
Stranger: oK *disconnects*

[Triton]

Stranger: Hi!
You: yo
Stranger: i am man looking lens Nikon
Stranger: how are you?
You: your looking for nikon lenses? or a man looking nikon lens? Im fine thank you
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: you are girl?
You: Nope, i am actually a semi sentient computer programmed to simulate human conversation. Thank you for participating in our experiment!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kurt_]

Stranger: D8
You: C9
You: miss

Then they disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: why hello there
You: do you want to be my friend
Stranger: you are crazy
You: yes. yes i am.
You: do you like children?
Stranger: soso
Stranger: doidaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They aren't lasting very long with me.

This site is so jokes.


These next two go hand in hand:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: You: suka poshel na hui!
You: you're a female of the dog species
Stranger: budesh kurit?
You: you're still a female of the dog species
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi male and 16 from australia
You: hi. you're a female of the dog species.
Stranger: ouch
You: yeah.
Stranger: haha fight me
You: kay but you have to come to canada.
Stranger: haha how bout u stop being a keyboard warrior and do it
You: i'm not trying to be a warrior of the keyboard, i'm already popeking. i just don't want to pay for a flight to australia
Stranger: ahha tell u what
Stranger: u beat me in a fight and ill pay for ur flights
You: dude i'd rip you apart.
You: what's your address
Stranger: probs with ur dick cuase ur a gay
You: yes.
You: yes i am.
You: i work out quite a lot, keeps me looking hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They just don't stop!!!

Here's a new favourite:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i don't like you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zero_D]

Omegle is awesome. Here's the convo I just had...they randomly disconnected at the end.

You: hiya
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i am a robot
You: No way, me too!
Stranger: beep beep boop
You: How fast is your processor?
Stranger: i am an older model
Stranger: i have no processor
Stranger: only a steam engine
You: Ah, nice. Well maybe we could connect my 0s with your 1s and make sweet binary code together
Stranger: that sounds bitxotic
You: umm..so how do we start?
Stranger: hey, you're right....
Stranger: how do we do this with such different models?
Stranger: do you new robots still have hydraulic ports?
You: Umm..yea sure, lets go with that
Stranger: oh god, i'm nervous
Stranger: i haven't made sweet robolove in years
You: Don't worry, I have my anti-virus up
You: I promise you wont get anything
Stranger: awww, it just doesn't feel the same
Stranger: let's try without virus protection
You: Fine, I'll turn off my anti-virus just for you
Stranger: i can always get a robortion
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[themadhacker]

That's both hillarious and slightly disturbing.

[gamemasterAS]

My signature is pretty amusing to me.