HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!

[khaag]

Happy Canada Day eh.

Crack a beer, make some flapjacks with maple syrup, and get a game of street hockey going!

[Valium]

You're a day off.

[Harshboy]

I'm not your buddy, guy!

[ghosstt]

I'm not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!

[eagle5953]

/ducks

[Harshboy]

[Kurt_]

Hey now, Canada rocks. We get all the benefits of America, but when we travel we get respect, not hate.

I know of Americans who, when they travel, put Canadian flags all over their stuff so people don't think they're American and mistreat them.

In short, the world doesn't hate us, but we're pretty much the same.

I was thinking about it the other day, Canada is rather dependent on the USA, and vice versa.

[khaag]

You're a day off.

No, you.

[Skyone]

I love Canada, for one. The second we get bombed by China, I'm putt-puttin my way up there.

[gamemasterAS]

I was thinking about it the other day, Canada is rather dependent on the USA, and vice versa.

Why do we need you?

[vskid]

I was thinking about it the other day, Canada is rather dependent on the USA, and vice versa.

Why do we need you?

So we have someone to make fun of.

Joke about Mexicans: "Racist"
Joke about African Americans/blacks: "Racist"
Joke about Canadians: Hilarious

[khaag]

Did you know that you guys get a copulate-tonne of your natural resources from Canada? (Oil, water, timber, coal, etc.) You actually DO need us like we need you.

[bicostp]

Actually, I think the US has one of the biggest coal reserves in the world. There was a show on The History Channel a while back that said a lot of the mid-Atlantic states are chock full of it.

We do buy your oil, though, because for some reason we can't be bothered to use our own. It's a little stickier than the Arabian dino juice but we buy it up anyway.

[snowpenguin]

W00t!!! DINO JUICE!!! Canadia needs to have a big construction project where they cut out all the underground area then put in rockets and make a hovering country!

[Valium]

I'd love to see the day when you Americans finally learn just how far into hell your country would go if it wasn't for us. There's a reason our leaders are on such good terms, and it's not just because we're neighbours.