My (belated) birthday!!!

limpport · Post by **limpport** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:46 am

So I turned 18 on Saturday, but haven't been on in a few days.

So far I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win anything

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:50 am

Go get some hookers and blow.

Twilight Wolf · Post by **Twilight Wolf** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:52 am

Happy birthday!

palmertech · Post by **palmertech** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:55 am

Congratulation! Now you are free of your parents!.... Actually, more like THEY are free from YOU.

SonyPortableizer · Post by **SonyPortableizer** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:09 pm

limpport wrote:So I turned 18 on Saturday, but haven't been on in a few days.

So far I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win anything

You won a life's lesson, you dont always win when your gamble

Post by **eagle5953** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:21 pm

Lottery tickets are a tax on people who are bad at math.

But Happy 18th Birthday!

Metallica Man X · Post by **Metallica Man X** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:15 pm

Happy B-day! ...and always remember, you don't play the lottery, the lottery plays you!

Post by **eagle5953** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:25 pm

Metallica Man X wrote:Happy B-day! ...and always remember, you don't play the lottery, the lottery plays you!

Especially in Soviet Russia!

lifeisbetterwithketchup · Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:39 pm

Post by **bicostp** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:53 pm

HAPPY McBIRTHDAY!

Twilight Wolf · Post by **Twilight Wolf** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:30 pm

lifeisbetterwithketchup wrote:

That made my day.

Post by **Black Six** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:18 pm

lifeisbetterwithketchup wrote:

Couldn't you have at least used an exclamation point?

Twilight Wolf · Post by **Twilight Wolf** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:23 pm

It's a statement of fact.

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:54 pm

Happy very belated birthday now! Go buy some smokes and pornography!

jleemero · Post by **jleemero** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:59 pm

Smokes = Bad.
Porn = Free.

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