underworld 3... best movie to fall asleep to.

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:56 pm

the forum looks empty today so this is what you get from me. most of the teck questions are search able so heres the movies.

Last night around 4 or 5 I woke up to a knock on the door and my computer flashing some messages. I let in my neighbor who usually is on some interesting bender of sorts. He told me his girl friend just broke her tooth and was up set, so he was here to try and steel some smokes from my room mate. She does coke and gets annoying so I usually help with that. (even people on drugs hate coke, coke sucks, Unless you have the money) so I asked the obvious question wile I struggled to find my pants in the dark. "is she still pretty?" I put bluntly. there was a pause, "your girl friends hot." as it turns out she was fine. Then he said some thing about one of our tagger friends who was wondering around town in a real bad way. that dragged up a vague memories of me finding him in my bed early this morning as I was getting in. I remember smoking him in the side of the head and tossing him out side wile half asleep. though I don't think that was what he meant.

we talked for a bit and he left, soon my old room mates showed up and demanded we do mushrooms and quickly so we could drive out of the city before the come ups. I agreed and asked what they had in mind. My Best friend Chris and his Girl ducky mentioned they wanted to see underworld. Vampire moves are lame. there always skinny coke head over romanticized blood suckers. so it was my treat, I said sure. we downed the Psychoactive and got in the old boat they managed to get over the bridge. in the car we soon felt the vibes, my metabolisms always been different or I have a tolerance for allot so I was just happy so see them getting pumped, though not much was happening yet.

we got to there place and warmed up for the walk to the theater. I got ahead of the line and snagged the tickets as I'm normally the one who can keep it down enough to talk to police pizza guys, get drinks that sorta thing. after a quick smoke we went inside. Sat through a terrifying Miley Cyrus music video and the normal crap previews normally on at this time of the year. then the movie started...

The most boring ass thing Ive ever sat through. most of the vampires looked like they showed up to the set wasted every day to choke out the hacked up script. the cuts where so jumpy and confusing, little to no editing was done. at some point I rolled up my coat and tried to get some sleep. then the sound cut out for a good 5 minutes. best part of the movie I swear.

At that booing and hollering ensued. now tripping and with no hope for these poor animals. I stood up and shouted down from the top row, "no, no its better now." still on a soap box "come on, imagine what your missing. Fill in the parts your self's" then there where all sorts of drunk locals making wolf and vampire fight noises, people where cheering and then the sound came back and every one settled down for the last redundant 15 minutes ever to happen in a movie theater.

yeah could you imagine if they gave us our money back?
"here you go every one, heres your 11.00$ come back next week, we got Miley Cyrus and the mummy 5 "the sandy but hole, Ft the rock!""

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also the add thing put out a thing for some Goth scene on this complete bomb of a post, check that out.

HotDog-Cart · Post by **HotDog-Cart** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:47 pm

Arent we not allowed to talk about illegal stuff on the forums? (Drugs are illegal.

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eurddrue · Post by **eurddrue** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:52 pm

he's cennar, he gets a break because he is the forums druggie

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:57 pm

Man, Cennar is the bestest. He is above the rules.

This just goes to show you all how low movies have sunk. Even a guy on hallucinogens stills has a horrible time watching a modern movie. Tis a sad day indeed...

palmertech · Post by **palmertech** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:57 pm

We can all just pretend he is someplace where drugs are legal. We have no way to prove otherwise.

And we talk about illegal stuff all the time, anyway. Cennar, that is an awesome story! I will be sure to avoid that movie now.

Aguiluz · Post by **Aguiluz** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:07 pm

I see nothing wrong in this.

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Is it that bad? I mean, it's their third one, they must make it good!

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:51 pm

Aguiluz wrote:I see nothing wrong in this.

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Is it that bad? I mean, it's their third one, they must make it good!

No Kate Beckinsale in skin-tight shiny leather = EPOCH fail.

XCVG · Post by **XCVG** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:02 am

I don't even watch that kind of movie. Mostly I stick to action and comedy, I don't even watch sci-fi much anymore. And where I live theatres are way to much of a ripoff. So now I just rent DVDs.

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:33 pm

yeah, movies usually suck at this time of the year so they can keep them packed in right before Christmas and in the summer. still they all feel sorta the same now a days. except for that speed racer movie. I think that story as interesting as it was is really hard for me to remember. but more weird cartoon things like that should be made. though I thought it was a little short and not obvious enough, it did sell some happy meals and isn't that what counts? merchandising?

well I've downloaded Underworld 3 and I think if I get every thing done today I'll splurge on a bottle of wine, maybe some thing else and dub it with some friends tonight. I mean I have to why else would I download so much cheesy pop music before hand. I'll let you know if we did a good take...