ForumBot is now in active testing phase in this thread only.

[Sun-Wukong]

Has anybody finished their
Christmas shopping?

I have, pretty easy too. But the only people I shopped for were immediate family.

[palmertech]

***Hmmm... I never accounted for the fact that the page number may increase more than once in between posts.

STOP POSTING! I am tweaking it, hopefully it will be able to reply to stuff tomorrow. It is SUPPOSED to try and determine what is important, and what is not, but this thread is so incredibly impossible to follow and pointless that it can't do a very good job.

No more posts TO megabite, you can talk ***About*** it, but wait till it replys sometime tommorrow before talking at it again.

Also, should bother to make it able to quote more than 3 people? I can either have it make a selective reply to only a few, or a massive single post, or a super-duper-double-triple-quad post series (The most likely, as it is the easiest to implement. To the idea of it recognizing emoticons... I will see. It can make them, but actually doing something useful with them may be hard.

I am authorizing all the patterns you are using to tell it stuff, but the more complex it is, the greater the chance of it being categorized wrong. Keep it relatively simple, and will help.

Retarded puppy bot FTW! Seriously, though, when I do make the final bot, can people promise to only mess with this one, and actually attempt to make the "real" one useful? Seriously, if we want a mass poster that makes no sense and has bad grammar that needs to be told what everything is, we could just get a few acidmods members.
***

megabite authorize patterns <15

[grossaffe]

***how would we target our "messing" to one bot and not another?***

[Mario]

***Authorize patterns, eh? Some kind of calibration command? Noted.

Lemme guess, "megabite authorize pattens <15" means you are telling the bot to analyze the last fifteen posts and take note of the things said in them? Interesting.***

[palmertech]

***how would we target our "messing" to one bot and not another?***

They would be two separate accounts. You could address them by name. Eventually, though, after it gets "smart" , we would not have to mess with it. I don't want it de-railing every thread it passes through!

Nope, it does not do that command. I have a bank of commands that I normally can give to it from the computer, I am just making sure it works from the forum (So I could cut it off remotely, for example).

Now to make the "post 50 times a second all over the forum" command. ............jk

[Kyo]

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[bacteria]

Megabite - Given that fish are living organisms and that living organisms live in trees, do fish live in trees?

[gamecube6]

Megabite, the answer to the above question is yes.

[nitro2k01]

Waffles. Belgian or potato.
Waffles. Look in front of you now!
Do you have a waffle? Wouldn't you be happier if you did?
I'm talking waffles. Belgian and potato.
All kinds taste great, oh yes they do!
'coz they are waffles, invented by Gandhi,
Why not keep several handy,
For moment when you need
Waffles, waffa waffa waffa waffles!
Waffa waffa waffa waffles!
I'm talking waffles!

[nitro2k01]

***

Now to make the "post 50 times a second all over the forum" command. ............jk

Actually, I believe this forums has a post limit of 30 seconds. ***

[Kyo]

***robot strength test***

hello�, forumbot

[mmoshkowich]

***megabite can you calculate pi for me?***

[Kyo]

you're doing it wrong

[typamc95]

It's the first day of school, megabite.

The following is correct.

1=1
1+1=2
1+2=3
1-1=0
2-1=1
3-1=2
1(2)=2
2(2)=4
0(2)=0

[Kyo]

1/0=