Ben's prophecy has come true!!!

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:01 pm

(Some of you may already know this) They are making a Doom movie! And it stars The Rock.... SO I guess it's gonna suck

big surprize

How I wish hollywood would leave video games alone and come up with something original!

Oh, yeah it's rated R too. I guess that's good, but that means I will have to wait for the DVD to come out to see it then...

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:37 pm

hey see be cool and you will love the rock...

Jakq · Post by **Jakq** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:54 pm

Heh, the rock is cool. But, did you know he is supposedly gay? He came out last week on Ellen. It was along the lines of...
The Rock: I am a proud gay man.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:03 pm

Ewwww! I hope he was kidding.

Unidentified Assilant · Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:20 pm

The Rock is not gay.... hes a married man

And yes, not only does he suck, he sucked at his past career too, I don't know how he ever became so big

JackFrost22 · Post by **JackFrost22** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:23 pm

he works out

Post by **gannon** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:42 pm

JackFrost22 wrote:he works out

Now one interpretation of that is a bad joke, and the other is a view into what average girls think is cool, which did you mean?

MajorLag · Post by **MajorLag** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:17 pm

Unidentified Assilant wrote:The Rock is not gay.... hes a married man

Never stopped anyone from being gay before.

Doom movie eh? Well, it might have a chance to be not too bad (and by that I mean "slightly better then Battlefield Earth") so long as Uwe Boll has nothing to do with it.

cennar · Post by **cennar** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:36 pm

wait hows he not gay? he was on wwf (or wwe or the real name: a bunch of sweety guys in thongs touching eachother)

sam · Post by **sam** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:25 pm

G-force wrote:Ewwww! I hope he was kidding.

Got homophobe?

goodie · Post by **goodie** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:13 pm

Post by **benheck** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:33 pm

I actually kind of don't mind the Rock, in both movies I've seen him in.

DOOM wasn't a prophecy.... that movie has been in "development hell" pretty much since DOOM came out in 1993. Now it's getting the usual treatment: hand the project to a shampoo commerical director and crap something out. A la how "Resident Evil" was gonna be directed by Romero but then handed to Paul W.S. Anderson

Sigh.... oh well. There's still MEDAL OF HONOR (the movie) and CASTLEVANIA

Post by **Sparkfist** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:35 pm

Ben quick make one of those before hollywood places their perverse hands on them!

goodie · Post by **goodie** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:58 pm

You know, as unoriginal as Hollywood is, it wouldn't surprise me if they made a live-action Pokemon movie.

Pokemon: The Bzillinoth Movie
Written Produced and Directed by Steven Spielburg
Starring:
Arnold Schwartzennegger as Ash
Shaquille O'neal and Martha Stuart as Team Rocket
Bill Clinton as that guy that always squints
Leonardo Dicpario as the Super-Duper-Ultimate-Bad-Guy
and last but not least...
Bill Cosby as the voice of a CG Pikachu. Pika!
(actually that would be worth watching just to make fun of

)

Post by **benheck** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:59 am

Well, Castlevaina won't get made because Van Helsing cost a ton and didn't do very well considering the hype (probably had something to do with it being a total mess)

Medal of Honor: The Movie would be awesome, it's a game with a fairly large fan base than if it were a movie non game people would go to (since it deals with history) I highly doubt I'd ever get to make it, but I would JUMP at the chance! (I have a basic storyline but it's very thin right now)