What's going to be the new Nintendo handheld?

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:42 pm

teraflop122 wrote:Unless you can prove me wrong with something more concrete than "I don't know the numbers but I'm sure they're even," than I'm done here.

I already did, so I guess we are done.

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:46 pm

CronoTriggerfan wrote:
teraflop122 wrote:Unless you can prove me wrong with something more concrete than "I don't know the numbers but I'm sure they're even," than I'm done here.
I already did, so I guess we are done.

Owned.

Negative_Creep · Post by **Negative_Creep** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:37 pm

OAtH_OS wrote:@teraflop122: dude, ur a fag

Damn that was informative.

teraflop122 · Post by **teraflop122** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:41 pm

*sigh* I guess this is the part where the "debate" turns into a "yo momma so fat" contest.

Well, I can take a hint (or a few thousand hints) I shall leave all you's to your benheckiness.

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:31 pm

I agree with CTFan. Nintendo could easily produce a system with the best graphics and hardware, but what would be the point? Without spending all that extra time and money, they went(as in how many sold) much further than sony did. The 360 sold a lot too.(i blame the head start, but it would have produced the same thing) Nintendo is and has been going for innovation, over graphics and hardware, as they developed something much more than just an upgrade. the 360 and the ps3 are straight upgrades. sure, the ps3 has a tilt sensor of some sort, but that didnt revolutionized gameplay. the wii did however.

just my thoughts.

SS

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:39 pm

No, all it did was make shovel wear/(crap)kiddie games more common.

Aguiluz · Post by **Aguiluz** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:44 pm

Dr. KillGood wrote:No, all it did was make shovel wear/(crap)kiddie games more common.

You are joking! Hehe, that was a good one, right!

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Right?

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:50 pm

Yo momma so fat, she-

Anyways, one major flaw with the DS's design is it lacked an analog stick, or perhaps even dual analog. Many games used the touch screen as an analog stick, which I really REALLY didn't like. DSII will have an analog stick, maybe two, much like the PSP did.

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:59 pm

Dr. KillGood wrote:No, all it did was make shovel wear/(crap)kiddie games more common.

Yep. Anyone that doesn't believe it, go to the store and look at the DS and Wii game racks. Shovel ware makes up 90% of what you see. Only good thing is its cheaper to get all the good games.

Bubbles · Post by **Bubbles** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:30 pm

Kurt_ wrote:Yo momma so fat, she-

Anyways, one major flaw with the DS's design is it lacked an analog stick, or perhaps even dual analog. Many games used the touch screen as an analog stick, which I really REALLY didn't like. DSII will have an analog stick, maybe two, much like the PSP did.

I despise the PSP analog stick and will simply not buy any system with that sort of thing on it.

IMO analog and portable just do not go well together, Nintendo may develop a new portable stick sort of thing for the DS2 which will prove me wrong, but I doubt it.

Aguiluz · Post by **Aguiluz** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:39 pm

teraflop122 wrote:*sigh* I guess this is the part where the "debate" turns into a "yo momma so fat" contest.

Well, I can take a hint (or a few thousand hints) I shall leave all you's to your benheckiness.

Don't go.

Super Cameraman · Post by **Super Cameraman** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:56 pm

What's going to be the new Nintendo HANDHELD?

I've been trying to read this thread thinking I was getting people's opinions about the next handheld by Nintendo, but so far all I've read is about the current gen home consoles.

I agree about analog and portable not going well. I don't own a PSP, but I've played one a few times, and I just feel like that thumb thing isn't actually doing what I'm telling it to. If they made it like a normal joystick, it would probably break by jamming it in your pocket or something. Maybe a retractable joystick? That could be fun.

bioniclebert · Post by **bioniclebert** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:04 pm

New nintendo handheld:
Game... man?
Discuss.

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:30 pm

bioniclebert wrote:New nintendo handheld:
Game... man?
Discuss.

"The new Nintendo Game Man, are you man enough to play Super Mario: Mario Kills his Brother, The Legend of Zelda: Links Killing Spree, or Metroid Extermination?
Do you eat nails for breakfast?
Do you s**t literal bricks?

Then this is the console for you!"

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:00 pm

Dr. KillGood wrote:
bioniclebert wrote:New nintendo handheld:
Game... man?
Discuss.
"The new Nintendo Game Man, are you man enough to play Super Mario: Mario Kills his Brother, The Legend of Zelda: Links Killing Spree, or Metroid Extermination?
Do you eat nails for breakfast?
Do you s**t literal bricks?

Then this is the console for you!"

Or maybe the new Dual Beast!
Dual fangs
Soaked in venom
Designed with pollution in mind

With rip-roaring titles such as:
Luigi Fights Back!!
Legend of Zelda: Gannon Wins
Super Smash Brothers Cockfight
Grand Theft Kart : Murder & Violence(yayz)

I have spare time.

SS