The Movie Quotes Game

Jongamer · Post by **Jongamer** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:03 pm

Twister

just let me think up a quote

EDIT: Ok I got one.

"What does the Suck N' Cut do?"
"Well it sucks, and it cuts."

I hope I quoted that properly.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:43 am

Wayne's World 1

My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop! Now they're trying to convince us that Hoth is melting!

Post by **bicostp** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:17 am

Family Guy - Blue Harvest

X: "12345? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

HBN · Post by **HBN** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:31 am

Spaceballs.

X: Honey, the reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow. Your mother - God bless her soul - she didn't believe the old-fashioned ideas about nursing and breast-feeding and all that. Uh-uh, you were fed cheeseburgers as a baby, and look at you - you're as big as a house, you're as strong as a bull, you smell like a cow. Your cholesterol's probably a little high, but they have medicine for that now. You can get an angioplasty, get it all cleared out.

johnbjuice · Post by **johnbjuice** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:45 am

Osmosis Jones

X: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:27 am

Fight Club

X: I'm as serious as an erection problem.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:40 am

The Matador

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Tibia · Post by **Tibia** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:43 am

Life of Brian.

Wasn't it one of Terry Gilliam's characters?

Heh. Here's one for ya. The quote's in my signature.

EDIT: Just realized it's actually two people speaking.

X:The hills are chanting the eternal mantra
Y: FRANK IS LIVING IN MY FOOT!!

jones · Post by **jones** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:44 am

Life of Brian

Spoken by John Cleese I believe... Great movie!

Edit: Oops... Got beat to the punch. LOL

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:49 am

Tibia wrote: X:The hills are chanting the eternal mantra
Y: FRANK IS LIVING IN MY FOOT!!

Moulin Rouge? (I think)

X:If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

HBN · Post by **HBN** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:53 am

The Matrix.

Hold on...let me think of a quote...

EDIT:

Best damn quote in the movie, IMHO:

X: "You're mad!"
XX: "Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work."

Rekarp · Post by **Rekarp** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:54 am

HBN wrote:
X: "You're mad!"
XX: "Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work."

Pirates of the Caribbean

X: It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. HIT IT.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:15 pm

Blues Brothers

You wanna see dry land? You really wanna see it? I'll take you there.

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:28 pm

Water World

Time for another quote:

X. That is one big gopher. His mom must have been messing around with a seal.

underclocked · Post by **underclocked** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:03 pm

I fail at movie trivia. meh. Cady shack?