The Movie Quotes Game

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Sun May 04, 2008 7:49 pm

This is the Movie Quotes Game. I figured this forum needs some lightening up and some chilling out, so lets all play a game and have some fun. It will not only give us something to do, but also test our movie knowledge. Lets see who the resident movie genius is here at Benheck.

Here's the rules. The first poster writes down a movie quote like this:

X: Bladabla bla bladdy bla

Then, the next poster MUST say the movie it was quoted from. Then he/she may write down another movie quote for the next poster to answer. Every time someone answers it correct, they get 1 point. We'll have a time limit of 1 week, and at the end of the week, whoever has the most points wins. If the poster identifies the quotee(s) they get an additional point for each quotee identified. Everyone keep a running total of their scores at the start of each post so it will be easier at the end to decide the winner.

So without further ado, lets begin!

X: Do you know what you would find if you looked up the word "idiot" in the dictionary?

XX: I dunno, a picture of me?

X: No! The definition of the word "idiot"! What you f***ing are!

lifeisbetterwithketchup · Sun May 04, 2008 8:01 pm

1 point

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

X: Hey I've got you those tickets you wanted...
XX: They were for yesterday!
X: Oh so NOW you don't want them?
XX: Why would I want them?
X: You could... sell them on e-bay.
XX: Who would buy tickets for an event which happened yesterday?
X: ...Time Travellers.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun May 04, 2008 8:15 pm

RUN FATBOY RUN!

ok here's mine

As a drug user, you get used to things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip.

GoldenfrankO · Post by **GoldenfrankO** » Sun May 04, 2008 8:32 pm

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

X:Tell me you didn't catch anything.
O:No, it's cool. She said she was a virgin.
X: [sighs] We are so f****d.

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Sun May 04, 2008 8:51 pm

3 points

Scary Movie 4 (said by Saw villain and Zoltar) [3 points]

X: It's in! Oh my god its in!

hockeyfreak186 · Post by **hockeyfreak186** » Sun May 04, 2008 9:04 pm

Super Bad!

Funny movie

X: I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've f***ed!

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Sun May 04, 2008 9:15 pm

4 Points

Boondock Saints

X: As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

typamc95 · Post by **typamc95** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:10 pm

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

x: The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride copulate with you. copulate pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

HBN · Post by **HBN** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:22 pm

Pulp Fiction.

You wont get this one:

X: Oh, you speak English?

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:26 pm

EDIT:
HBN got me

his is Fawlty Towers

X: I'm out at sea three weeks out of every month, and when I'm back at port I don't have time for this daddy stuff 'cause that's not who I am.
XX: That's okay, sir
X: Wait a second, kid, you don't understand. I'm too old for this. I don't care what the Navy says. This is no place to bring up a kid like I told you on the telephone. You're better off at that state school back in Virginia.
XX: I'm never going back there. They treat me like crap.
X: Maybe that's not for you to say. Goddamit, don't look at me that way. What happened to your mother had nothing to do with me.
XX: It did. You said you were gonna come back. You promised.
X: Is that what she said? That's a female lie. That's crap! That's a lie!
XX: I found your letters. I read them right after she did it. You said you were gonna come back for us. You said you loved her, and she believed you. You're a liar!

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:53 pm

An officer and a Gentleman

X. I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't wan to to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to.

HBN · Post by **HBN** » Sun May 04, 2008 11:01 pm

Stargate the Movie

This is gonna be easy, guys:

X: Say hello to my little friend!

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Sun May 04, 2008 11:05 pm

Scareface

You guys should know where this came from:

X. We need groceries!

(short pause)

XX. Why do we have to go the store so bad?

X. We're out of beer!

XX. Oh

typamc95 · Post by **typamc95** » Sun May 04, 2008 11:06 pm

Oh!! Is that Star Wars?
ScarFace

This is a hard one..
Get these Mother F****** snakes off this Mother F****** plane!

Edit:Whoops, someone made a post while i was typing.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun May 04, 2008 11:28 pm

Nightwheels is

PORT WASHINGTON!

X: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
XX: X, *we're* the aliens.
X: We are? Wow, cool.